'Family Ties' was a very successful situation comedy. And, in almost every respect, it functioned on a day to day basis like… — Gary David Goldberg Copy Share Image
On a throne at the center of a sense of humor sits a capacity for irony. All wit rests on a cheerful… — George Will Copy Share Image
“You like Nick a lot, don't you, Nora?" Dorothy asked. "He's an old Greek fool, but I'm used to him." "Charles isn't… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“So, could there be a cure?' Nora looked at me out of the corner of her eye. I found myself looking at… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
“Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Especially when you deal with comedy, you have got to be really honest because it's the honesty and the spontaneity that causes… — Austin Peck Copy Share Image
“But before any of the small appliances who may be listening to this tale should begin to think that they might do… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
If people work together, if they can keep a cooperative spirit and use their ingenuity and balance it all with good humor… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
“There was more than one thing wrong with the whole story anyway. Had no one thought it remotely suspicious? Unhappy man marries… — Rachel Heffington Copy Share Image
“[...] we are on the payrolls of two dozen different companies as consultants, but we do absolutely nothing for our paychecks, just… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“This boy was so far out of my league it was embarrassing. I found myself staring at him, trying to find some… — GJ Walker-Smith Copy Share Image
“In my life, I have given a fuck about many people and many things. I have also not given a fuck about… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked… — Stephen Baldwin Copy Share Image
“Yes. Unfortunately, I've become so irrevocably obsessed with the little muse that I'm surviving on the mere hope of being able to… — Rina Kent Copy Share Image
“No one really knows anything about comedy. We know a little bit about what we’re doing, but as far as the industry—the… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
“So, whether the aliens explore with chemistry or with radio waves, they might come to the same conclusion: a planet where there’s… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem.… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“The materialist thinks me a slave because I am not allowed to believe in determinism. I think [the materialist] a slave because… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“But you've always used words so wordily in crafty defense of your Trinity, although He never needed such defense before you got… — Walter M. Miller Jr Copy Share Image
If you're playing a good guy, you show some darkness. If you're playing a dark guy, you show something different, like humor,… — Campbell Scott Copy Share Image
The trick, though, is to not lose compassion, to not allow the sense of absurdity to outweigh the awareness of real beings,… — Jane Hirshfield Copy Share Image
“The big kid hasn't said anything yet. 'I do like hearing myself talk,' I say, 'only because I have a lot of… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“But you see, I am in a similar situation. I do not control the little devil sitting on my left shoulder. The… — John Green Copy Share Image
I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“The ceremony went by in a blur, but Mendanbar was pretty sure he hadn't made any mistakes because suddenly he was kissing… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
But even if you're not a 'Scrubs' follower you'll still have a good time, because all the songs are recognizable and presented… — Sam Lloyd Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry. I shouldn't be working." "Of course you should. I'm alright." "Even F.I.N.E.?" She laughed. "Especially that." Fucked-up. Insecure. Neurotic. Egotistical.” — Louise Penny Copy Share Image
When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“Every couple of months or so, some boundary breaking article comes out in a nationally published magazine. The article makes a big… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I might not be the biggest ,but I'm still big I might not be the fastest ,but I'm still fast I might… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“Sex," the driver said, "Has no one ever told you about it?" I took the New York Times from my carry-on bag… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
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“When she heard about Mitch, it was Roberta that talked me into making the pizza. “You have to!” she’d nearly shrieked. She… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“A little boy was tugging on his pant leg. 'Teacher, I have to pee.' Avila woke from his skating dreams and looked… — John Ajvide Lindqvist Copy Share Image
“And for once, Donald Rumsfeld, in the news at the time over the Iraq war made sense to me: "As we know,"… — Benjamin Mee Copy Share Image
“(Via Malcolm)"...For the moment, I have this incredible gift...It just happened. I bend, whisper, sing, shout—and a radiant light surrounds and then… — Kathleen Maher Copy Share Image
Sometimes dealing with people is like reviewing a restaurant menu. You have your totally tasteless folks. Then you have ones who are… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
“Outside of having kids, getting tattooed is one of the worst mistakes a person can make, yet somehow (much like having kids)… — Aviva Yael Copy Share Image
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