I remember like that scene with Pharrell where they're at the music video shoot, we have this on camera actually, Pharrell's confused… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
“When Renee and I talked about it years later, we agreed on one point: We were insane. Renee always said, "If any… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
If you haven't got a sense of humor you're making your life a hundred times harder. It doesn't matter what happens to… — Jack Bruce Copy Share Image
These guys Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer and Bernie Mac claim they're the Kings of Comedy. They may be funny, but… — Rudy Ray Moore Copy Share Image
In building a management team, I look for integrity, loyalty, vision, and a willingness to think outside of the box, and challenge… — Shari Redstone Copy Share Image
“It made him feel like less of a man. And given how much less of a man he’d felt the past several… — Heidi Betts Copy Share Image
“Hermes's eyes twinkled. "Martha, may I have the first package, please?" Martha opened her mouth ... and kept opening it until it… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Evelyn was followed in by a sour-faced woman with long, glamorous dark hair and a stern-looking gentleman in a tuxedo who looked… — Kristopher Jansma Copy Share Image
“If anyone had appeared in just a pair of boxer shorts or swimming trunks, the womenfolk would have had "an attack of… — Philip Ardagh Copy Share Image
“I had the dictionary at my elbow. Every now and then I would flip a page, find a large incomprehensible word and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Community is extremely intimate. When we talk about humor, I love that you know when you're home because there is laughter in… — Terry Tempest Williams Copy Share Image
I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until… — Linda Ellerbee Copy Share Image
I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Consanguinity has never seemed to be one of your prerequisites for plain speaking.” “Touché,” she returned, giving him a single nod of… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“When I was a boy, I would read those postcards and know exactly why my father was doing what he was doing:… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
“Citizen N°1: Look! Citizen N°2: up in the SKY! It's... who IS that? Ion (Kyle Rayner): See? Get some new clothes and… — Ron Marz Copy Share Image
“Never being a person satisfied to create a small disaster when I could just as easily create a catastrophe, I realized I… — Ron Luciano Copy Share Image
My father was very athletic. He was a life-of-the-party kind of guy - walked into the room and there was a presence… — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
My uncle Shawn used to stay with us when we were really young, and I used to come downstairs and see him… — Damon Wayans, Jr Copy Share Image
I'm a funny guy. I love to laugh. I love to have a good time. You'll never see me down or, before… — Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Copy Share Image
“A woman has her needs. What good is a mother to her poor children if she's suffering from low self-esteem and sexual… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of doing a marital comedy for one of the studios, but I want it to be so painful that it'll… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke… — Bassem Youssef Copy Share Image
“May love to drop things so you’ll pick them up (which is indicative of a growing sense of object permanence — and… — James Gaylord Copy Share Image
“This fetishization of not censoring yourself, of being an ‘equal-opportunity offender,’ is bizarre and bad for comedy. When did ‘not censoring yourself’… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“But in the time between when something gets thought and when it gets done, the ball hit me square across the side… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
“Anytime there's a bad female stand-up somewhere, some dickhead Interblogger will deduce that “women aren't funny.” Using that same math, I can… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
May your home be filled with laughter and the warm embrace of a summer day. May you find peacefulness and beauty, challenge,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You may stay. But Jessica, please watch what you say and do. Don't look them in the eyes for long. Speak only… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
Although it is embarrassing and painful, it is very healing to stop hiding from yourself. It is healing to know all the… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
“Monique stood, arms akimbo, some six or seven paces away from Sophronia, and letting forth a scream of unadulterated anger, she hurled… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“If you ask me, it's all these skinny models that make girls anorexic," she went on, to Auntie Barbara. "I can't think… — Elizabeth Young Copy Share Image
I'm really drawn to comedy. I grew up in the South, so I'm drawn to all things southern, so my role in… — Jayma Mays Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Pott's beady black eyes narrowed,"Do you know how many glass slippers I have to stitch when I get home? There's a… — Sophie Avett Copy Share Image
I've done a number of these My Name is Earl shows. I play Earl's father. It's a half-hour comedy. And I'll be… — Beau Bridges Copy Share Image
Its funny because once you do a comedy then the next opportunities you get are sort of in that line. I would… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
There is no separation of church and state. Modern US Supreme Courts have raped the Constitution and raped the Christian faith and… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
A lot of the kind of comedy that I do comes out of real human moments. For them to work, they have… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“She's a lot more than nice," Gran said with a leer, "after our last date, I came home with my face looking… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
