I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
I always like the physical comedy because I actually do a lot of it in my own life, but not on purpose.… — Paula Patton Copy Share Image
“Remember how it felt yesterday? What you saw me do?” I snorted and grinned. “Man, do I ever. I remembered twice last… — Missy Welsh Copy Share Image
“A writer flirts with schizophrenia, nurtures synesthesia, and embraces obsessive-compulsive disorder. Your art feeds on you, your soul, and, yes, to a… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“This business with Sir Magnus Pye had got off to an inauspicious start. It was one thing to be stabbed in your… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
M*A*S*H offered real characters and everybody identified with them because they had such soul. The humor was intelligent and it always assumed… — Loretta Swit Copy Share Image
If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch -… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I just”—Sean looks away, shakes his head—“I don’t know what I’m doing now. It’s like a day-to-day thing. Sometimes I wake up… — Patrick Anderson Jr Copy Share Image
“Shame, child, is for those who fail to live up to the ideal of what they believe they should be." She waved… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I love this life, because I am a human being and it sure would be nice, I think, to preserve it. But… — Elizabeth Lesser Copy Share Image
“They who suspect a Mephistophiles, or sneering, satirical devil, under all, have not learned the secret of true humor, which sympathizes with… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“So, I was looking through websites about animal sacrifice on the Internet," Kami announced to distract herself. "Apparently it's a feature in… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“When we resource ourselves in humility, we align with self-acceptance. We often recognize that the need for swagger, bluster and “witty repartees”… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
“There's a kid or some kids somewhere. I'll never know them. They're particle-puzzle-cubing right now. They might be mini-misanthropes from Moosefart, Montana.… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
“« You kissed first,” he said. “On the cheek!” “On the cheek, on the lips. All the same to me. Female, kiss.… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
“Mr. Payton was at work on his pipe again, lighting and coaxing it. "They need constant attention, pipes, like babies and guinea… — Elizabeth Enright Copy Share Image
“How devastated I am to say that I will not be present at your petite soiree on June 10th. Unfortunately, the exceptionally… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I prefer comedy acting definitely. I love stand up but I think Im just at home a bit more with comedy acting… — Mike Wozniak Copy Share Image
I always thought the point of life was something richer than that. Something full of great tragedy or comedy, reversal of fortune,… — Jonathan Raymond Copy Share Image
“The law enforcement in this town is terrific. All through prohibition Eddie Mars' place was a night club and they had two… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I'm still trying to figure out how to write about cancer and my family's experience with it. If I had been able… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
One can do a film and not work for six months, but on TV, you have to produce good content every week.… — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
“She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day. "Potter has been crossing lines ever… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“I grabbed his hand and dragged him down the street to a convenience shop. I abandoned him once inside and went down… — Rose Christo Copy Share Image
“The necessity of saying something, the perplexity of having nothing to say, and a desire of being witty, are three circumstances which… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
“Over the past couple of months, Chantel had become a pro at leading book discussions and inventing fun games and trivia questions… — JoJo Sutis Copy Share Image
“It’s not that we don’t trust you,” Royce said as Hadrian prepared the bow. “It’s just that we’ve learned over the years… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep… — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
I can only do it if there's humour, wit, comedy and drama. If you can get audiences laughing and then suddenly turn… — Nigel Cole Copy Share Image
“So I left my wonderfully intelligent family and soaked myself in the bath and considered drowning myself. Then I remembered I still… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
For me, stand-up comedy is a conversation between me and the audience. I have to keep them listening. When I'm making jokes… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The thing I like about Irish whiskey is that the more you drink the smoother it goes down. Of course that's probably… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
As an actor I've played a lot of gloomy, romantic leads and even though I might not want to recognize it, I… — Louis Garrel Copy Share Image
Funny songs aren't usually that good. Like Weird Al and maybe a couple of Beatles songs, but it's kind of hard to… — Win Butler Copy Share Image
“It’s my Prom King, Brett. He’s tapping at the window, wanting me to roll it down or to get out of the… — P. K. Darling Copy Share Image
“A nationalist will blindly follow his country to his death out of love for it. A patriot will stand up for and… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and… — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
“You'll never get anything done by sitting on your hands or by wringing them. Try getting them dirty for a change and… — Belva Rae Staples Copy Share Image
“I do not go to church. I don’t go to Christian church or Jew church or any other church. I don’t go… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
