“You hear more than enough of married people living together miserably. Here is an example to the contrary. Let it be a… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
People always say 'You do racial comedy.' And I don't, exactly. I do cultural comedy. Because race and culture are two different… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
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“{Summertime she speaks of winter, she eats ham, but speaks of beef, got a good man but, flirts with another. She might… — Nancy B. Brewer Copy Share Image
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“Leila. Schoolgirls are like sports cars. They're nice to look at, but they're impractical. In the end, they don't do what you… — Lucy V. Morgan Copy Share Image
“Ride?" Rhage snorted. "Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam taped to it. My GTO could dust the… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
You don't want to continue to do one thing and only one thing. You want to keep challenging yourself and if you… — Lucy Liu Copy Share Image
I think shows that have more of a narrative and are about what's going to happen next, those need to wrap up… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
“If you know your mom is a great killer, and you think of your mom as a great killer, and you know… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
There is always something to chuckle about. Sometimes we see it. Sometimes we don't. Still, the world is filled with humor.… — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
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I have a lot of grandmothers come to my shows, and they love me. I don't think there's much being made that… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
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Me myself, Brian, I'm a Midwesterner at heart, and I have this deep, bone-dry sense of humor, and I've found it worked… — Trixie Mattel Copy Share Image
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People are always surprised that I have a funny side because I'm usually so intense, strong and dramatic. But, I'd love to… — Catherine Bell Copy Share Image
“Snake eyes again. Damn dice,” Straggler said. He lifted the cup to reveal two ones on the table. Hyde smirked. “Strag, I… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
I think there's a lack of really, really good funny scripts out there that work on all the levels that they're supposed… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
“For the love of God, Hanna, where are you?" he yelled. Across the room she lowered her fruity drink, held up her… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
It is not that fathers are better or worse, not that they are more loved or criticized, but rather that they are… — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
I don't like to have these words banded about, like "British sense of humor," "American sense of humor," though I'll be damned… — Frank Oz Copy Share Image
There was a time I was very much blaming the way I felt on L.A, that it was a vacuum of creativity,… — Naomi Watts Copy Share Image
“Lord Peter Wimsey: Facts, Bunter, must have facts. When I was a small boy, I always hated facts. Thought they were nasty,… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
“Did someone just call me the wine dude ?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, please. Or Mr. Bacchus. Or… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Like, I'm trying to make a statement that clean comedy is somehow better or loftier than dirty comedy, and I don't feel… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a… — Horatio Sanz Copy Share Image
“As the tide washed in,the Dutch Tulip man face the ocean: "Conjoiner,rejoinder poisoner concealer revelator.Look at it,raising up and raising down,taking everything… — Peter Van Houten Copy Share Image
Stand-up is an art but since it's humor and it's funny - a lot of guys that don't think it's art are… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“6. Sleep with a bra on every night in fear of your boobs dropping should you forget. Intermediate: Don't wear a bra… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
Laughter would appear to be a physical reflex, although even if it is, this still leaves unanswered the question of why the… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
Comedy is to force us to observe ourselves in ways that are humorous and yet, at the end of the day, that… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
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When I do watch things, they tend to be a lot of comedies. I actually like some of the British comedy series.… — Lucy Griffiths Copy Share Image
“Get out of here. Yoda so does not have an English accent!' 'Other than that you're saying I'm a dead ringer?' 'If… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
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