As years go, you may loose your Hair, Teeth & Eyesight. But not your Talent, Brightness & Intelligence.Because, YOU can never loose… — Jhoni13 Copy Share Image
“Joshua walked to the back of the tent.Caroline and Savannah were there but had their backs to him. They were bent over,an… — Gerald Lund Copy Share Image
“Really, I want you to finish this book feeling like we could become friends, if the timing was right. That's it. Oh,… — Alida Nugent Copy Share Image
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
My great grandmother threw herself in front of a bus. The police tried to say she was committed suicide but the family… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Fafhrd stopped, again wiped right hand on robe, and held it out. "Name's Fafhrd. Ef ay ef aitch ar dee." Again the… — Fritz Leiber Copy Share Image
“Something had to be done, for if there was ever a man who deserved killing - this was he. Georgiana surveyed the… — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
“I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“There’s no such thing as an uninteresting life, such a thing is an impossibility. Beneath the dullest exterior, there is a drama,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
In ten minutes, I'm thinking, 'OK, you know what? I love these guys. They're really smart, they're really good, they've got a… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
“You crossed the entire continent together, and yet neither of you made a move?" She huffed another short hollow laugh. "No wonder… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
The only thing I can say in comparison is when I play comedy characters; I definitely put empathy in right up at… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
When I first started comedy, me and my friends were kids. I claim - although I know that it's a spurious and… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
I hesitate to say I was the class clown, but that was kind of how I interacted with other kids in school,… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
My comedy on Twitter is very personal and a lot of it is messy and emotional, but I also want people to… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
“Oh my hopeful states, my quick deceptions, all beliefs, my humor, always looking for a mistake in myself, minding worthlessly, my tears… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bex...why did you buy an inflatable canoe?' 'It's for you to lie on. Or something.' 'And a watering can?' 'I couldn't find… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“If I could tell you only one thing about my life it would be this: when I was seven years old the… — Brady Udall Copy Share Image
“Once you're living under the sun, on this earth, you can never escape hurt; because being hurt is the closest, in rhyme,… — Mr One ZED Copy Share Image
“The jolly old elf’s nose was red, but not from cold — rather, from the brutality of a dozen boxes of Kleenex.… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“These little discoveries about my blood are coming about as hard and fast as a racehorse kicking me in the nuts and… — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
When I lived in Argentina I had to change my sense of humour to fit in - I became a slapstick character… — Vick Hope Copy Share Image
“Amy Curry," I could still hear him intoning, "never end a sentence with a preposition!" Irked that after six years he was… — Morgan Matson Copy Share Image
“But the main reason you should read this is that I don't see why I should have to know all these terrible,… — David Strorm Copy Share Image
I'd like to think my brand shares some of those characteristics we like to think of as classically American - a certain… — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
“I feel guilty looking at those "People of Walmart" photos you see on the Internet. It's not cool to make fun of… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
I didn't want to write sketch comedy after 'Mr. Show.' I felt like, after 'Mr. Show', why would you want to go… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. We moved into a cabin in the countryside. I couldn't handle the spiders. You… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
There was something about that form of comedy that's just difficult. It never really felt like you could just fully commit to… — Donal Logue Copy Share Image
“We journalists love writing about eccentrics. We hate writing about impenetrable, boring people. It makes us look bad: the duller the interviewee,… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come up to me and… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Nothing so uncertain as general reputation. A man injures me from humor, passion, or interest; hates me because he has injured me;… — Henry Home, Lord Kames Copy Share Image
I always honestly dreamed of coming to Second City in Chicago, although I've never even been there to see a show. But… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
“Wait, so you do love me?" I asked, hope welling in my heart. She growled and pounded her fist into a locker,… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Hooting and hollering, the crowd reliably responded as if that were the height of humor, while Herman slapped me on the back… — Ivan Doig Copy Share Image
“I tried all kinds of approaches: sexy, friendly, intimidating—nothing worked. I’m starting to think there’s an invisible force field that prevents honest… — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
“The bar was bursting with guys tonight—seriously, it was like Muscles R Us up in here, all filled-out chests and bulging arms… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
