I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I…

“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one…

— Nicole McKay

“Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.”

— Nicole McKay

“The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.”

— Nicole McKay

“I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really…

— Nicole McKay

“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”

— Nicole McKay

“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.”

— Nicole McKay

“Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.”

— Amy Riekhof