“If someone loved you -someone decent and kind that is- you had a responsibility not to trample all over her heart. And… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
1,2 the stalker is coming for you. 3,4 better block that whore. 5,6 she's a creeping bitch. 7,8 ain't sure if she straight. 9,10 she's stalking again. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
“Percy: Put your cap back on... get out! Annabeth: What? No! I'm not leaving you. Percy: I've got a plan. I'll distract… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy.… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“Father Peregrine, won’t you ever be serious?” “Not until the good Lord is. Oh, don’t look so terribly shocked, please. The Lord… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
. . . Cultivating good humor may be helpful in finding our own identity. Young people who are trying to find out… — James E. Faust Copy Share Image
“Just get up. What's your name, kid?" "G-man" "I don't mean your codename down at the Dickhead Club. What does it say… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
“My dad: “Emily, this risotto…” My mom: “It’s just delicious.” Gus’s mom: “Oh, thanks. I’d be happy to give you the recipe.”… — John Green Copy Share Image
The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way… — Ginger Rogers Copy Share Image
My personal sense of humor is edgy, I would say more cable-like: words you're not allowed to say, ideas that the majority… — Mary Elizabeth Ellis Copy Share Image
People have always been sensitive. There is nothing wrong with being sensitive, it's a nice word. And in comedy, yes you've to… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
“I leaned my head back and closed my eyes. "We're supposed to be celebrating our two-week anniversary tonight." "Uh, news for you,… — Robin Brande Copy Share Image
“Please,” Shallan said to the sphere. “I need you to become fire.” Pattern buzzed, speaking with a new voice, interpreting the sphere’s… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I started finding humor in everything. I used to watch a lot of TV, and I finally figured I didn't need to… — Andy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Well, boo, how does bacon sound?” “Bacon sounds great, but you can’t call me boo.” “Why not?” “Because you’re not a rapper,… — R.K. Lilley Copy Share Image
“You took your clothes off?" "You didn't notice?" "No! Jeez Louise, I don't even know you." "If you look under the covers,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who talks less or keeps quiet whenever they are with or around you does that because they find you interesting… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Religion was supposed to be a matter of faith. Gods were not supposed to jump on your desk and snarl at you.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I love comedy. It's something that I think Marvel does so well, and it's one of the reasons I love Marvel so… — Elizabeth Henstridge Copy Share Image
“There was a rare quality about Nurse Grace’s smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It… — Daphne du Maurier Copy Share Image
“Tied up a lot of women, have you?" He raised one eyebrow, whatever that meant. "A bit odd, are you?" She was… — Judith Ivory Copy Share Image
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I like ducks." Jem observed diplomatically. "Esspecially the ones in Hyde Park." He glanced side ways at Will; both boys were sitting… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of… — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
Matt LeBlanc thinks his own jokes are funny which is problematic when you're driving along - he expects you to laugh and… — Chris Harris Copy Share Image
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter? Yes, said Harry stiffly. Yes, sir. There's no need to… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
“What does ‘hmm’ have to do with anything? Could you ever use more than five words? All this grunting and minced words… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Men these days expect their wives to be as dazzling as their mistresses.” That's shocking," said the Major. "How on earth will… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the phrase 'making people laugh.' You feel completely… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
According to liberals, you can't joke, there's no lighthearted banter. One cannot engage in any kind of traditional stereotypical humor because leftists… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“No, it's the best time for jokes,' said Olivia. She forced a weak smile. 'Jokes remind us that we're alive. And that… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“George pulled my hand away and inspected the wound. He frowned. "Sarah, honey, what happened?" I cleared my throat. "I fell on… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
'24' is a pretty serious show - there isn't a lot of improv that is happening. Having said that, I do play… — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image
Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“(Maggie)I opened my senses as I made my way stealthily down the hall. Truly all that was missing was Mission Impossible theme… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“You're weird." "You're weird too," she said defensively. "I guess that means we're perfect for each other." He stared into her eyes,… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling… — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
