“The Howard Hughes thing hadn’t actually sounded like such a bad deal until about...oh, eight thirty-five this morning. Something about having his… — Heidi Betts Copy Share Image
I was seduced by the nouvelle vague, because it was really reinventing everything. And the Italian cinema that one would see in… — Bernardo Bertolucci Copy Share Image
I feel like acting is sort of like that: You're getting so many 'no's all the time. It's just a bunch of… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
“I had gotten hungry for bratwurst and had been walking toward the entrance of one of the four McDonald's franchises in Undisclosed… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“But that was what research and development were like. Full of semi-triumphs and perplexing unforeseen consequences like the whole violent hiccuping thing… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to people who don't know who they are, because I just think that's where comedy lives, in someone with an… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
“There was a certain amount of initial argumentation about the "meaning" of the balloon; this subsided, because we have learned not to… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
“Because Oliver wants you, and what Oliver wants, Oliver gets, right? So get your sweet little butt up already.” “Hey,” Shane said,… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“And that was it. Right there. Right there, that was the moment . . . I suddenly realized that unless something changed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, funny is funny, and what's unfortunate is these comedians aren't being allowed to operate in rooms for everybody and that… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
“And what's happened to the Earth?" "Ah. It's been demolished." "Has is," said Arthur levelly. "Yes. It just boiled away into space."… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The Office' is less a comedy than so many other 'comedies' that have been on the air. It's really about the balance… — B. J. Novak Copy Share Image
The dark comedies tend to be in a non-releasable area. There can be romantic comedies. There can be dramas. But there's no… — Gus Van Sant Copy Share Image
“Gabe leaned down, whispered in her ear. "The U.S. Marshal Service is at the top of the law-enforcement pecking order, outranking everyone,… — Pamela Clare Copy Share Image
Tragedy and comedy are simply questions of value; a little misfit in life makes us laugh; a great one is tragedy and… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
Guys play characters that won't grow up and something catastrophic happens and they have to grow up to save the day -… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I had a bag of Fritos, they were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Stick your dick in’?” I asked, my brows probably touching. “Did you actually just say that?” “Make love. I meant make love… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot.… — Timothy Bottoms Copy Share Image
I'd like to do music in the same way - in a witty way. People think of YG artists as rarely appearing… — Seungri Copy Share Image
I think what's very French is the mixture of comedy with intimacy and a kind of reflectiveness. For U.S. audiences, the nearest… — Romain Duris Copy Share Image
“(Hunter) "conner was at his desk, tapping away at another computer. It was amazing how much he and Quinn looked alike. Quinn… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“The spirits of the brain are directly connected to the testicles. This is why men who weary their imagination in books are… — Louis de la Forge Copy Share Image
Even in the depths of dreadful situations, there's usually something rather comic, or something you can laugh about afterwards, at least. So,… — Colm Meaney Copy Share Image
Slice of life and dramedies are the pieces that I most gravitate toward, because I think that's life - life is not… — Ego Nwodim Copy Share Image
There is scarcely an aspect of the American character to which humor is not related, few which in some sense it has… — Constance Rourke Copy Share Image
I've noticed, as a comedy fan, that I really like Paul Thomas Anderson or Quentin Tarantino because when they're funny, they're actually… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
“Really?" Claire said, and couldn't help but smile. "That's what creeps you out. Waxing. You can take on vampires and draug and… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I thought 'Garfunkel and Oates' would be too confusing, but it ended up being confusing in the best of ways because the… — Kate Micucci Copy Share Image
“A knock came at the door. Everyone looked up. Elena's nostrils flared and she leaned over to whisper something to Clay. "Fuck,"… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Just think of the color and vivacity that love can bring back into your life. "You know, they say there are seventeen… — Olga Toprover Copy Share Image
“There was a man of the cloth—Reverend Shibata of the First Baptist Church—who left urging everyone to forgive and forget. There was… — Julie Otsuka Copy Share Image
“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I modeled myself after Deborah Kerr for her romantic, untouched quality; Ingrid Bergman for her strength; and Kay Kendall for her wonderful… — Mariette Hartley Copy Share Image
Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“When she walked by the two officers, they didn't recognize her. "Have you seen the luscious bonbon with the golden braids?" She… — Laura L. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“Miss Prendregast!” He rapped on his desk with his knuckles. “You were never in any danger!” “Except from the wild animals.” His… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
Miss Grantham's sense of humour got the better of her at this point, and, tottering towards a chair, she sank into it,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“There are men who wants only the woman; such are tagged, 'real men', and there are ones who want only their bodies;… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I enjoy doing comedy that is why I pursue it. I believe that life is hard enough already and full of drama… — Kim Wayans Copy Share Image
