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“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs." [ Time Magazine , October 31, 1977]” — John Osborne Copy Share Image
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“Grandma "It'll keep you from going completely nuts someday and killing us all." Solomon "Is that what you think's going to happen,… — John Corey Whaley Copy Share Image
I grew up on Laurel and Hardy. I'm aware from my own experience that comedy has got quite a fierce sell-by date,… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
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The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between… — Florence King Copy Share Image
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I have a good sense of humor. I'm not Martin Lawrence by any means. I'm a little too country to be Chris… — Mark Henry Copy Share Image
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