“Ernestine used to remark, in a tone tinged with envy, that Lill was probably New Jersey's youngest gold digger, and that few… — Frank B. Gilbreth Jr Copy Share Image
I would love to do comedy, but you have to be phenomenally good. I'm not sure I'm there yet. I can imagine… — Rose Leslie Copy Share Image
“New Rule: If you get to serve me a quarter-head of lettuce with dressing on it, which proves you could have made… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“A note from Annabeth.” Piper shook her head in amazement. “I don’t see how that’s possible, but if it is—” “She’s alive,”… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Dad said High Lonesome, as the area was known, wasn't a place for the soft of head or the weak of heart,… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
The reason we'd stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
The early symptoms of the disease [California Curse], which break out almost on arrival in Hollywood, are a sense of exaggerated self-importance… — Elinor Glyn Copy Share Image
“Aylin stepped outside before Danello could argue further. What's going on Nya's declaring war on the Duke he said. I thought we… — Janice Hardy Copy Share Image
It's interesting, the worse things get in cities, the tougher that cities get, the more brutal the humor is. The tougher things… — Danny Boyle Copy Share Image
In particular, what I loved about 'Creep' and 'The One I Love' was the combination of naturalism, horror, and comedy that felt… — Mark Duplass Copy Share Image
“You know that feeling you get, when the sky has turned green, air raid sirens are blowing, the theme to the "Wizard… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“Parents always forgive you. Like sometimes, you see parents on the news, and their kid just got busted for murdering a 7-11… — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
Being on 'The Office' prepared me for drama. Comedy got me ready, but once you get down to it, they're two sides… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
“But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty… — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
“I am not going to give you disclaimers about what you can expect to find in my story. I went through menopause… — BadSquirrel Copy Share Image
“Reaver was about to go where angels feared to tread. He supposed that really did make him a— “Fucking idiot.” Reaver stared… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“Cadan tipped my chin up to meet his solid red eyes. He stroked my jaw and waited until I said something. But… — Barbara C. Doyle Copy Share Image
'Band Vaaje' is all-in-all a comedy film. But all comic scenes are situational. The jokes are not just for the sake of… — Binnu Dhillon Copy Share Image
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
There are some monuments where the land is so widespread, they just encompass as much as possible. And the integral part of… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
You know, if James Brown is the godfather of soul then Richard Pryor is the godfather of comedy, period. That man knocked… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
“Oh fuck, he was right there. I was wet as hell and he could probably smell me now. I should have eaten… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“More recently, during a debate in the House of Lords in 1978 one of the members said: "If there is a more… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's… — David Cross Copy Share Image
'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Philip Galanes has fashioned a novel both bleak and funny about a young man's struggle to sort out his troubled love: the… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
When it comes to racism, you hear people say, "I don't care if people are white, black, purple or green." Hold on,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“It's like the smell of bread baking at Subway. You know it's not the way nature or God intended it to smell,… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“This is why I always say: "If your mother asks you to come beat up an elderly woman on the street for… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
People tell me I'm doing all these intense women and that I should lighten up. Then I do a comedy that I'm… — Isabelle Adjani Copy Share Image
Scripture says: "Blessed are those who mourn for they shall be comforted." I call on every American family and the family of… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
For whatever reason, luck and word of mouth - my comedy career couldn't have started better. I went to Edinburgh, selling out… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Humor simultaneously wounds and heals, indicts and pardons, diminishes and enlarges; it constitutes inner growth at the expense of outer gain, and… — Louis Kronenberger Copy Share Image
“Within the last two years it had been called Tony's, Belle's Bar Sinister, The Ole Plantation, Tony's, Alt Wien, Paris Soir--or Sewer--Victor's… — Patrick Dennis Copy Share Image
“Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think that villains who are just brawn, muscles and weapons are boring. So I always try to find intelligence in my… — Renny Harlin Copy Share Image
“I’m 100% certain of the quality of story I’m writing until I finish the outline and actually begin to write. At this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Don't bother to brush it off. Getting a… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
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![“The early symptoms of the disease [California Curse], which break out almost on arrival in Hollywood, are a sense of exaggerated self-importance and self-centeredness which naturally alienates all old friends. Next comes a great desire for and belief in the importance of money above all else, a…” quote by Elinor Glyn](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/11b/elinor-glyn-19721_abandonment_the-early-symptoms-of-the-disease-califo_2847900.jpg)
![“But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty said, Let such critter be dead, and I said, 'Fuck You, he can still play the banjo.” quote by Christopher Buehlman](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/e04/christopher-buehlman-42158_banjo_but-when-i-make-a-good-taxidermy-mount-i_3215752.png)
![“[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.” quote by David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/bf1/david-cross-3386_blanket_on-the-dating-handbook-with-a-telescope_3033428.png)
