Comedy in the past hasn't spoken to women because it wasn't written by women, and male writers don't make women three-dimensional characters.… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
Really, I just love doing comedy. Any form it takes is great, as long as I can keep doing it, you know?… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Because comedy is my bedrock, expressing my opinions is something I'm so used to in my career. Even as a writer, saying… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I must say you do look funny." "And shall I tell you wot you look like? You look like a blinkin' barrel… — Warren Chetham-Strode Copy Share Image
I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend, and I say something, he says, "What?" So I say it again, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Recent research suggests that while both men and women say they like a “good sense of humor” in a potential mate, they… — Glenn Geher Copy Share Image
Dear favorite, You know me better than anyone. And you still like me! Amazing. Anyone who spends time with you is just… — Scot Copy Share Image
“This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle…It’s completely elegant, bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to… — Justin Hammer Copy Share Image
“Why is it that men reduce themselves to one-liners and bad movie quotes whenever they get into a fight?" said Parker. "Is… — Matt Forbeck Copy Share Image
“I wrote many things for and with John. I know this is one assignment he'd rather I didn't have to take on.… — Dan Aykroyd Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of Jack Lemmon, he was someone who managed to tread that line between comedy and tragedy and sometimes… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“If there is such a thing as platonic love between a man and a woman it is the result of a profound… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
“Lifting the bedcovers I see out of my one operational eye that my trousers are still wrapped around one leg and I… — Poppet Copy Share Image
One of my biggest gripes with wrestling in the last decade is it has seen a lot of silly, goofy characters. I… — Eli Drake Copy Share Image
I don't think that there's necessarily a side to drama that has to be completely bleak. You have to have a flicker… — Amy Seimetz Copy Share Image
“I cannot, for the life of me, remember what we were just conversing about! Alas. I will forever remember this time we… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“One hour later, the presedent is standing in the White House press room before a full house of journelist's and reporter's. Obame… — Seinfeld 2000 Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, darling. These things happen. Des will understand. Did you at least remember to stroke his eagle? "What?" I gasped. His… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“I tried to utter, but could not. The tongue had got all tangled up with the uvula, and the brain seemed paralyzed.… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I was obsessed with 'Twilight.' I love the very, very serious drama of Bella and Edward. They were the most serious people… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
As with most audiences when there is a live celebrity on stage, our laughter is performative, disproportionate, and noncontextual: a semaphoric ass… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hi's nose was pressed to his window. “I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
It's only when you set limitations to your life that you truly begin to soar. Subtract the negatives, multiply the positives, add… — Tammi Post Copy Share Image
“It starts innocently. Casually. You turn up at the annual spring fair full of beans, help with the raffle tickets (because the… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
“A dam doesn't try to reason with the water. Its main purpose is to hold it still for a while. When I… — Spuds Crawford Copy Share Image
People in comedy are just gorgeous, just the best human beings. They are naturally interested in other people and in playing something… — Sarah Alexander Copy Share Image
“I'll tell you something: I'll always be broke. It's a tradition in the family. My grandfather was a bankrupt. My father was… — James Hadley Chase Copy Share Image
“The question why I don't shake hand with someone,A reason is Behind;Scumbags call it Attitude but they really don't know its actually… — Waqas Bin Ehsan Copy Share Image
I plant daffodil bulbs about eight inches deep. As I mentioned before, I don't use a ruler. As a married woman, I… — Cassandra Danz Copy Share Image
“Samuel, safety is my watchword. Rest assured that proper procedures will be followed at all times." Skipper giggled. "Tell me, Mump. What… — Steve Voake Copy Share Image
I am shocked. It's upsetting to be described as chocolate, not just for me, but for all black women and black people.… — Naomi Campbell Copy Share Image
“lechery?" he asked with a wink, guessing from the hour that I had been with some palace kitchen-maid. "Oh aye, most vile,"… — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
“You play because you have a guilty attraction to supernatural beasts and harlequin love stories, but you harbour the secret presumption that… — Joe Mcdaldno Copy Share Image
I watch comedy on TV, and it's too cutty for me. I get a little jarred, and it succeeds. It's not like… — David Dobkin Copy Share Image
“Joseph, you’re out of clean towels.” Lucia poked her head into the living room, the rest of her hidden behind the wall.… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It's just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
“At all events, when I look back upon the boy I was, I see the beginnings of a real person who fades… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
