I thought I was going to be known for my humor. But then I had an idea for a story, which was… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong, laughter and memes and jokes are always really fun. But when you want to post something to be… — Ethel Cain Copy Share Image
I find painting a much slower process than comedy, where you can go a mile a minute verbally and hope to God… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
“If we cannot defeat the assassin, then we must remove his reason for attacking. If we can capture or eliminate his employers,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
It may have been a comedy, or it may have been a tragedy. It cost one man his reason, it cost me… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I felt like there was something wrong with me in my twenties but, when I started doing stand up comedy, I learnt… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
“The finest actor is he who play the comedy of life perfectly, as i aspire to do. To walk well, talk well,… — Marie Corelli Copy Share Image
I don't watch a lot of comedy. For relaxation and escape, I watch shows about how people survive bear attacks. Or old… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
You know, I think British comedy is very smart comedy. You don't get too much dumb comedy over here. Or at least… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
President Bush gave a rousing speech to the United Nations General Assembly. Afterward, in a touching show of support, every foreign dignitary… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“He was trying to conjure up a succubus." It should be impossible to leer when all you've got is a beak, but… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The sergeants are shunted forward and they blink and stare up at Gonzo as he leans on the edge of his giant… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
When they played, it wasn't music. It was the sound of chaos. I knew it was the sound of chaos because you… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I never wanted to do just one thing. There's even other things in comedy that I want to do. For me, it's… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
“The dust made Lily cough. She buried her face in the crook of her arm to muffle the noise. But behind all… — Ellie McDonald Copy Share Image
“She looked genuinely confused. “I…I don’t know. He just seems so sweet and out of place. I guess I feel sorry for… — Christy Trujillo Copy Share Image
The privilege of friendship is that we can talk nonsense all the time & the funny thing is that nonsense is understood,… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Read your work aloud, if you can, if you aren't too embarrassed by the sound of your voice ringing out when you… — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
Comedy, surprisingly for a form that intends to bring joy and joviality, is always upsetting people. Jokes rely on broad strokes, stereotypes,… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“Where did you meet?” he pressed on. I shrugged and considered a little rephrasing. “I was out for a run.” “From who?”… — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I didn’t, couldn’t, begrudge any woman who wanted Brad. I wanted him for everything— his strength, his weakness, his sexuality, his humor,… — Alessandra Torre Copy Share Image
“If you refuse to entertain a baby cousin, the baby cousin may get bored and entertain itself by wandering off and falling… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I love you too, I wanted to say with as much hurtful sarcasm as I could muster, but she hadn't seen me,… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
“He's so unlucky it's almost lucky," Gren said. "It's like he has reverse luck." "He's reverse good-looking, too" said Hyde. "I'm going… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
“Perhaps if you were to refrain from deploying the phrase ‘ignorant buffoon’ with a liberality most writers reserve for ‘it’ and ‘the,’… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“The human route to sympathy or empathy is a clumsy one but it's all we've got. To understand the consequences of our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Picking my topics is sort of a process of elimination for me. Most things don't work for me. I like to cover… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“So might I suggest at your earliest convenience that you pay a visit to the Okins Funeral Salon to make arrangements?" "Why'd… — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
What is scary to me is silly to somebody else. CG isn't scary to me. It's like comedy - comedy and horror… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
I think the kick to doing comedy is just to get in a film with really funny people and let them do… — Amy Adams Copy Share Image
“. “And I stole some oxen jerky out of Bercelak’s bag. He makes the best oxen jerky.” “Bercelak the Vengeful cooks?” “Aye.… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Be warned. This book has no literary merit whatsoever. It it a lurid piece of nonsense, convoluted, implausible, peopled by unconvincing characters,… — Jonathan Barnes Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it's good to shake up the status quo. You just have to make sure that when you turn society on its… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
“She had a smooth, low voice and a naughty, shocking sense of humour. Laughter followed in her wake; she collected admirers, both… — Kathleen Tessaro Copy Share Image
