What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“It was sweet he was checking on me. He didn’t have to, but he knew that Blair and I were friends. Sisters,… — Barbara C. Doyle Copy Share Image
There are just certain things in life that are better off unknown. Things that you wish you never saw, never asked, never… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Luckily," he went on, "you have come to exactly the right place with your interesting problem, for there is no such word… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I'm the poster boy for no movement." "I think the girls disagree with that statement. I've seen your pictures on the Internet.… — Jesikah Sundin Copy Share Image
“The Labyrinth, a walled garden where humans tortured plants and flowers into growing in straight lines and sharp corners so unnatural that… — Jon Evans Copy Share Image
“Are we going to be stupid?” she whispered. “Define stupid.” “Anything that involves either one of us exposing our favorite body parts.”… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
If you find a saint who has no sense of humour, then he is not a saint at all. Impossible. His very… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“Now if you are told that some piece of information will come as a shock to you, the chances are that you… — Walter R. Brooks Copy Share Image
Without laughter life on our planet would be intolerable. So important is laughter to us that humanity highly rewards members of one… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
“La dernière chose qu'on trouve en faisant un ouvrage est de savoir celle qu'il faut mettre la première. ( The last thing… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
“Jamie came back to the apartment one night to find her spreading a viscous fluid onto a canvas. It was threaded wtih… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I like Thomas Jefferson, though he intimidated me. I thought he would have been very tough to be around. I don't know… — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image
My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said,… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“ So, that's it? You think I'm just some idiot that fell for your bullshit! Well you're wrong! I fell in love… — CJ Roberts Copy Share Image
“And, finally, there is Haverford. Very much more involved. There's a blue bus that runs between the two schools and we can… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“The day my mother gave us the keys, she also made me and Greta sign a form so that the bank knew… — Carol Rifka Brunt Copy Share Image
Earlier I've done hatever I could get my hands on to do for a living. I tried a couple of different things,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“The scent of growth, quiet and green, hung heavy in the air. I heard everything. I saw everything. I could count the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I’m out of health potions. Retreat! Retreat! Give me some of your health potions!” I screamed. “I don’t have any potions. Run,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I have decided there needs to be a rulebook on amusement park etiquette. And who better to write it than me? I… — Paula Heller Garland Copy Share Image
I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
“I remember that story. You have read it four times." Samson shrugged. "Why should I stop with the first reading? Nobody says,… — Karen A. Wyle Copy Share Image
“A tall woman with ass-length, honey-blonde hair had entered the lobby and was barking orders at an entourage of men who toted… — Ana B. Good Copy Share Image
“They trigger creativity, because they make us so vulnerable and open our heart to become its large self. Buddhist philosopher Joanna Macy… — Matthew Fox Copy Share Image
In sitcoms, the women are so beautiful, understanding and well-bred. They have humor, but sort of display it with a twinkle of… — Bea Arthur Copy Share Image
And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I've never… — Jeff Daniels Copy Share Image
“Where's Izzy?" cried Alice. "I'm right here!" Izzy was heard, but there was no sight of her floating friend. "Izzy's invisible!" yelled… — Katie Mattie Copy Share Image
“Shelly’s jaws dropped. For a moment, she wondered if Bo and Luke Duke would come skidding down the road in the General… — Trish Milburn Copy Share Image
“Humor is a developed sense, stemming basically from cruelty. The more primitive a mind, the less selectivity exists. … A man slips… — Lewis Padgett Copy Share Image
There's comedy in tragedy, and tragedy in comedy. There's always light and dark in most jobs. Whether it's framed as a comedy,… — Harry Treadaway Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth waited until he had left and then promptly burst into laughter. She couldn’t help it, she had been soaked, threatened by… — Grace Willows Copy Share Image
Among all kinds of Writing, there is none in which Authors are more apt to miscarry than in Works of Humour, as… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
“Of course, the reader might argue that I was as stubborn in my viewpoint as they were in theirs. Yes, indeed, but… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
“Salman Rushdie said, "A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your… — Veronica Bale Copy Share Image
Humor was a big part of my childhood. My family was full of comedians. We'd sit around the dinner table and try… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
“She gave me a hard look. "No one likes a wiseass, Harry." "Are you kidding? As long as the wiseass is talking… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Noah shifted on the bed, and the oddest crunching sound came underneath him. I looked, really looked, at the bed for the… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“More and more, it was beginning to be borne in upon me what a particularly difficult chap Gussie was to help. He… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
