“To say the loaner was not pretty was an understatement. It was a 1907's olive-green Buick Century with a white top. Lindsay… — Jenn McKinlay Copy Share Image
Let your personality, and sense of humor shine through, that's whats makes you, you. Even God had a sense of humor. Just… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
All my wife has ever taken from the Mediterranean - from that whole vast intuitive culture - are four bottles of Chianti… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
We take ourselves way too seriously, and we don't take God seriously enough. It is not by accident that humor and humility… — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
“I said: "All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“Araminta had generally considered the laws of etiquette as the rules of the chase, and divided them into categories: those which everyone… — Naomi Novik Copy Share Image
Theres gonna be some stuff you gonna see thats gonna make it hard to smile in the future, but through whatever you… — Nani Copy Share Image
...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“The job market, however, proved distressingly uncooperative. All of the local barista positions had been filled by more enterprising philosophy majors, and… — J. Zachary Pike Copy Share Image
“There was some kind of commotion going on in the suite, which shouldn't have been a surprise considering it was his family's… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Oh, alas, alas for his debauched children, flesh of his flesh, heir to all his failings and none of his strenghts!... was… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“Suddenly William loomed over him, scowling, snarling and bloody, his suit dirt-stained and ripped. “Do you know. How many strands. Of hair… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Roughly speaking, there are three kinds of people in the world…the division follows lines of real psychological cleavage. I do not offer… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Loud laughter is the mirth of the mob, who are only pleased with silly things; for true Wit or good Sense never… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“I’ll defend the girl with my last breath,” he promised, and clasped his hand dramatically to the chest of his ragged frock… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand… — Brian P. Cleary Copy Share Image
A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference and a longer view and finds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At least the angels didn’t have the sense of humor to take over the neighboring Angel Island instead. That’s something Raffe probably… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
People, I think, are more interested in being offended than getting to the heart of a situation. And to go after comedians… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
You can't do every movie - although I do a lot of them - and the thing I'm longing to do is...… — Lance Henriksen Copy Share Image
Probably the most important single element that I found in my own marriage was a sense of humor. My wife had a… — Walter Cronkite Copy Share Image
“What is your collective GPA for this year?” “Not as high as I'd like it to be.” Freud steepled his fingers in… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Fennik growled. "You mock me." Korbyn's face was innocent, like Jidali's after he sneaked a cookie from Aunt Sabisa. "I would never… — sarah beth durst Copy Share Image
“It’s normal.” Doc grinned. “The mating ritual of all animals. The males fight for dominance over their females. Human males have lost… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
We weren't rich by any means, but we had each other, so we were rich in family. When you don't have a… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
“Never in my life did I lend the unfortunate Dmitri Fyodorovich Karamazov (for he is unfortunate now, in any case) the sum… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
Riots and comedy are but symptoms of the times, profoundly revealing. They betray the psychological tone, the deep uncertainties…and the striving for… — Frank Herbert Copy Share Image
“Long distance is hard. You have to trust that as you each change on your own, your relationship will also change along… — Craig M. Mullaney Copy Share Image
Each time we had a visiting writer, I asked what she thought of women and humor. By the end of the year,… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
“At some point, I figured that it would be more effective and far funnier to embrace the ugliest, most terrifying things in… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
“The biggest myth about comedy is that it’s magical, unknowable, unteachable. Those who subscribe to that myth believe that the world is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, the irony of life's little theatrics! I cracked a grin while my tears lined up for their grand performance, and my… — lifeispositive.com Copy Share Image
“And how is Jamie doing?" "Fine. He seems to be spending a lot of time in the shower," I noted quietly, my… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Jack sprung to his feet out of reach. "I'd prefer to finish this intact. " "My apologies,” Cabal said, grinning viciously. "l… — Alaina Stanford Copy Share Image
“Madmen, criminals, and rapists! Isn’t it fantastic? All the romantic proposals I’ve ever got from anybody. Somebody up there has an extremely… — Olga Núñez Miret Copy Share Image
“I suggest you leave now, or you’ll be tied down and gagged until the end of this meeting.” “Tie us down?” “And… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
It's Graduation Time. . . Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief and excitement they… — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“Let your repentance salt my shoe leather," I said presently, "and then, as I lately sheathed my blade of anger, so sheath… — John Barth Copy Share Image
