Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“I want you back, Annabelle.” This time my laughter is full of nothing but genuine humor. It’s that ‘oh my god, I… — April Brookshire Copy Share Image
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Josh Hanagarne has an astonishing story to tell, and he does so with insight, humor, grace, and wonder. All human beings suffer… — Melanie Rae Thon Copy Share Image
“A lot of the nonsense was the innocent result of playfulness on the part of the founding fathers of the nation of… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“He stared at me for several heavy seconds and then laughed—though there wasn't much humor in it. "You know what's great? You'reserious.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Ya le dije que me iba, no es decente que usted no me escriba. Yo procedo de una familia respetable, y no… — E.M. Forster Copy Share Image
“I don't accept the currently fashionable assertion that any view is automatically as worthy of respect as any equal and opposite view.… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I've got a pretty blue sense of humor. So, I'm pretty much game for anything. I couldn't think of something, off the… — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
“It's time for bed. And here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to get in bed, and I don't have anyone… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Now, most of the time you couldn't be too sure of the quality of the drug. Although, in my experience the stuff… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“Mum says be careful of boys who never take anything seriously. Dad says a boy needs a good sense of humor to… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“Well, kid," Aahz said, sweeping me with an appraising stare, "it looks like we're stuck with each other. The setup isn't ideal,… — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Instead of killing 99.9 percent of germs, Lysol has to just go ahead and kill them all. Why spare the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“I am tempted to incapacitate him with the hemlock and then castrate him.” Lena paled. “I don’t think that would be very… — Bec McMaster Copy Share Image
“Just clip the red one," Cyrus told her. "They're all red," Erica informed him. "They are?" Cyrus asked. "Curse those Soviets! Everything… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“While McMurphy laughs. Rocking farther and farther backward against the cabin top,spreading his laugh across the water. Laughing at the girl,at the… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“You can be intensely aggravating...” His expression struck me as closer to boredom than aggravation. “And somehow I suspect this isn’t the… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“When I write my book I'm going to tell people that if they happen to forget their wide-mouth jar, they should pee… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“Bram knocked, and Chas opened the door, her music growing louder. She had strips of tinfoil in her hair and a cigarette… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Do you ever think about the ocean?" Nick asked me. "What about it?" I said. "Like what could live down there? Like… — Blake Nelson Copy Share Image
“I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver,… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“After another minute Reuben brought forth the following sentence: "I ha' scranleted two hundred furrows come five o'clock down i' the bute."… — Stella Gibbons Copy Share Image
I love being in these ensemble comedy movies. I love working with a bunch of people and coming up with, you know,… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
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“Writing is like giving yourself homework, really hard homework, every day, for the rest of your life. You want glamorous? Throw glitter… — Katrina Monroe Copy Share Image
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“I’m fairly certain, Captain,” she said, “that the more you discover about me, the more you will dislike me. Therefore, let’s cut… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Silence!' said Snape coldly. 'What have you done with the car?' Ron gulped. This wasn't the first time Snape had given Harry… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“I walked down to the village with five Sceltie puppies. I came back to the Hall with four.” “And the fifth ?”… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You kids today don’t understand. You go into the stalls, and you sit on the toilets, and you read your comic books.… — Beth Labonte Copy Share Image
Everything is not serious. If you don't like what I'm saying, change the channel - don't look at me, don't buy a… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“I am officially turning him over to you. He's your problem now. You'll have to watch out for him and that won't… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“Woodrow Wilson has just made the decision to take part in World War I. What was he feeling then? Did he know… — Zachary Crosby Copy Share Image
I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even… — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
“Once we've got you properly done up," her aunt said, "and he hears of your newfound wealth, he's sure to look your… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is… — Andrea Fay Friedman Copy Share Image
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