I suppose I walk that line between comedy and cruelty because I think one illuminates the other. We're all cruel, aren't we?… — Martin McDonagh Copy Share Image
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This to me is the secret comedy of all author interviews, down through the ages, even the good ones in the 'Paris… — John Jeremiah Sullivan Copy Share Image
“A general silence prevailed--A silence, which was by nothing interrupted but by the loud and repeated snores of one of the Party.… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I think it's a very easy thing to make people laugh, especially with a script, and then you've just got to dress… — Chunky Pandey Copy Share Image
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I come from Oregon, which is this super-white state, so I didn't really have a lot of Asian friends in high school… — Nico Santos Copy Share Image
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“Having solved all the major mathematical, physical, chemical, biological, sociological, philosophical, etymological, meteorological and psychological problems of the Universe except for his… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The sign painter had guts, maybe. Good taste, no. Anyone with a taste for chocolate Paydays had been spending too much time… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“My heart battered against my ribs, my breath stalled and I gazed up into his laughing, smiling eyes...eyes that suddently glowed crimson… — Terri Clark Copy Share Image
“He had a particular liking for olde England, especially if the olde was spelled with an e . He found things like… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
Look at the opening sequence of 'The Blues Brothers,' which starts at the prison. The way it was filmed, it does not… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
In all thy humours, whether grave or mellow, Thou'rt such a touchy, testy, pleasant fellow, Hast so much wit and mirth and… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
“(...) But Gaia had absorbed the new information. "I won't need to kill billions, Diana. When Nemesis is gone, there will be… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“How we perceive the world and how we act in it are products of how and what we remember...No lasting joke, invention,… — Joshua Foer Copy Share Image
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“The culture without children is forever immature, self-obsessed and rightous. They cannot help the high opinion they have of themselves; there's no… — James Wilson Copy Share Image
I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. I don't really have an opinion. Opinions are like buttholes-… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
“Is Lisa going to the prom?" I shelved my worries for the moment. "I don't know, Mom. We don't talk about the… — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
“When white people envision their perfect home, it always has hardwood floors. In fact, most white people would prefer a dirt floor… — Christian Lander Copy Share Image
I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When… — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“How do you feel right now?" "I hurt like hell." "You'll feel worse tomorrow." "So?" "So, better get a jump on this… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Where before we Comanches had simply stared at her femaleness, we now glared at it. She smiled back at us. It was… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but… — John Morreall Copy Share Image
“If laughter came in paste format you could squeeze out of a tube, I’ll bet nine out of ten dentists would recommend… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Rock-a-bye, Bratniss, in your safe cage, These bars will protect you when mommy's enraged. If she should break through them, Don't have… — Bratniss Everclean Copy Share Image
“I hope they're in town. I want to face them!” Regin stood and brandished one of the two swords that she usually… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Yeah, you were in my gym class. Didn’t you get hit in the face with a tennis ball one time?” Kiley had… — Ana Blaze Copy Share Image
There's clearly humor that goes too far and humor that is violative, and we are engaged in our humor in a complex… — Andrew Hudgins Copy Share Image
The book is called 'Thanks for Nothing' and it's really the story of how I got into comedy and traces back every… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
A tree is made to live in peace in the color of day and in friendship with the sun, the wind and… — Jacques Roumain Copy Share Image
“If he didn’t want to talk about it, I wouldn’t mention anything. I wanted him to open it up for me, not… — Kristine Cuevas Copy Share Image
“Your boyfriend smells bad, says Sarah as she sniffs the armpit of the giant sweatshirt. All boys smell bad I say and… — Amy Reed Copy Share Image
Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
“So it was that my most impressionable years of boyhood were spent gazing at not a whale, but a whale's penis. Whenever… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“And still you make fun," Tomassz complains, "after I am saving your life. Again. So tell me please, your inntricate knowledge of… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
That's where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, that's what I like.… — Al Pacino Copy Share Image
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