“At some point, our lips met and it was perhaps the most wonderful thing I'd ever experienced. And truly, I guess there… — Dean Hale Copy Share Image
“Fellow Italians: stop getting all bent out of shape about Christopher Columbus getting the same treatment as the Confederates. He was a… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“Come on, Eden, don't be naive. Demonic children are a dime a dozen in Netherworld. Need I mention Children of the Corn?… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
Those are my influences, really. Old movies. A lot of people ask who your comedic influences growing up were, but I don't… — Cole Escola Copy Share Image
“William slapped him on the shoulder, sending Sex into rapturous convulsions. “Before we do this, I’ve got one question for you. And… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Once I had her clean, I wrapped her in a towel and carried her back to the bed. A small red bloodstain… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“and while a couple of prorectors are feared, none of them is all that much respected, and they're avoided, and stick together… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
It's interesting, a lot of my friends and family thought that was the moment I kind of showed everyone my humor; the… — Aaron Tveit Copy Share Image
There is some humor in Monsieur Lazhar and in all my other films, but this one I'll try to make a real… — Philippe Falardeau Copy Share Image
“And I am always flattered," Rusty continued, "but I love my sister. Not in an 'I love my sister and I want… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Mrs Loudon was even more successful than her husband thanks to a single work, Practical Instructions in Gardening for Ladies, published in… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“In seeking to severely penalize criminals society by putting the criminals away behind safe walls actually provide them with the means of… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Though not really a comedy, 'Rosewater' is a demonstration of the creed behind 'The Daily Show': belief in the crucial need for… — Richard Corliss Copy Share Image
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
There were times where I felt I was pressing a little bit too hard with the humor, and I had to pull… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
We split a bottle of Norman cider. Not everybody sells Norman cider by the bottle. "Has a European feel" Susan said. "That… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
“So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves?… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“I had this guy’s file pulled this morning, along with the rest of your neighbors. His name is Desperado.” Pause. A few… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
The way I figured it, keeping quiet was safe. Words could betray you if you chose the wrong ones, or mean less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's the same kind of preparation you do for something like this you do for anything. It doesn't matter if it's a… — Jessica Biel Copy Share Image
“Also unfortunately, Congress is far too busy asking if baseball players are really as strong as they seem and trying to choke… — Robert Brockway Copy Share Image
“I love my mum, and I'm very grateful to my mum; she dropped everything and came to rescue me when I needed… — Gavin Extence Copy Share Image
Both my parents recognized early on that I wanted to do something in comedy, and they were really supportive. They're the ones… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
“Gabby,” Jenna cried. “It’s so horrible. I can’t believe this happened.” “Jenna,” I said in a soothing voice, “I’m alive and okay.… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are men whose sense of humour is so ill developed that they still bear a grudge against Copernicus because he dethroned… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?" "I know who you are, but..." Maia… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Dear Me, I made a jackass out of myself tonight. I couldn’t stop it. The second I saw Stacy, I sprouted big… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
Roosevelt's humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little; of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love… — Emanuel Celler Copy Share Image
“I dinna like this, Rob,' said a Feegle. 'It's too quiet.' 'Aye, Slightly Sane Georgie, it is that-' 'You are my sunshine,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'm gonna play this game the way I want to. It might be serious, it might be a comedy, it might be… — Mo'Nique Copy Share Image
“Was this, she thought, what happened when one made friends with a married woman? One automatically got the husband too? - like… — Sarah Waters Copy Share Image
I'm proud of everything I've done. If it's comedy, it's 'cause I think it's funny. If it's a drama, it's impactful. I'm… — Miles Teller Copy Share Image
“When the management iceberg is shaped like a huge phallus, you know that there are a lot of tossers that the top… — Daniel Prokop Copy Share Image
“As many as thirty or as few as ten years later, lying exhausted and still, eyes open in the dark long after… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
“I'm not the head of Scotland Yard," said Mrs. Oliver, retreating from dangerous ground. "I'm a private individual -" "Oh, you're not… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
