I definitely am a huge lover of comedy, and it's only through doing so many comedies that I've realised how much of… — Bradley Cooper Copy Share Image
“Probably one of those sinister organisations that lurked behind the mask of amusing acronym, such as BUM, for example - the Bermondsey… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll be sitting with my friends; I'll say something Koothrappali-esque and make a face. There is a lot of Koothrappali in… — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
“If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron wouldn't let… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond cascading beneath a teal bandana, and a… — Brett Tate Copy Share Image
David Shrigley is somewhere between stand-up comedy and cave paintings. He does these brilliant esoteric, simple drawings - you might even say… — Noah Reid Copy Share Image
“When she realizes that Nigel is having an affair, her first sentiment is satisfaction that she figured it out. Her second is… — Tom Rachman Copy Share Image
“Veeva squirmed up and down the length of me, vibrating like a coin operated motel bed. When she stopped kissing my mouth,… — Dan Ahearn Copy Share Image
“The snores alone were quite a study, varying from the mild sniff to the stentorian snort, which startled the echoes and hoisted… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
People ask if I feel pigeon-holed by always doing the same kind of humorous role. But my tool has always been humor… — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
“It sometime occurred to him that for love to work, it had to be fair, that he should tell only half the… — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
“Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do. It is not that I object… — Jerome Klapka Jerome Copy Share Image
“In the deepest, darkest depths of her heart where she kept all her dreams locked up in a pink journal decorated with… — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
“Hey, Alec," he said. The man was on his hands and knees, leaning his face into the middle of a bush; he… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
Unless you're writing for a humorous effect, elves or space aliens and all creatures who aren't human should at least be as… — Will Shetterly Copy Share Image
I love Sell Out, I think it's great. I love the jingles. The whole thing as an album is a wonderful piece… — Roger Daltrey Copy Share Image
That's part of the comedy, too, is we do have jokes throughout of hanging a lantern on the absurdity of the world.… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
I am glad that actors like Akshay Kumar and Salman Khan are doing justice to comedy. But in our days, nobody could… — Asrani Copy Share Image
The happy ending of the fairy tale, the myth, and the divine comedy of the soul, is to be read, not as… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
“You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bring the luggage in, Thomas,” Lucian ordered with a frown as he approached the front. “What about the girl?” Thomas asked with… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
“The word conscience covers as a matter of fact several different feelings; the simplest of these is the fear of being found… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
“I don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.)… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“I mean,” her mother paused to choose her words, “maybe you’ll get involved in some school related activities, or join a team,… — Aaron Crabill Copy Share Image
“This is the moment I have dreaded, the very reason why we kept running, even when it seemed hopeless. We all seemed… — Jen Naumann Copy Share Image
People don't want to always see a comedy or an action film. If the film in a particular genre is made well,… — Sanjay Leela Bhansali Copy Share Image
Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“Something can be humorous without being funny. The difference is when it’s humorous, a person says, “That’s funny,” and when it’s funny,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Comedy is a tool of togetherness. It's a way of putting your arm around someone, pointing at something, and saying, 'Isn't it… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?"… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“It’s like everyone has a central dilemma in their life, and mine was can you be in a committed, mature, loving adult… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“Keep your sense of humor. There is a 50-50 chance the world can be saved. You- yes you- might be the grain… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
“That's it, Uncle Huey!" Imogene Duckworthy whipped off her apron and flung it onto the slick, stainless steel counter. "I quit!" If… — Kaye George Copy Share Image
If the 'Chappelle's Show' had stayed on, I seriously doubt I would have developed this fast as a stand-up comedian. I probably… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
“The exorcist had a slightly Australian tinge to his voice, and the laid-back, whatever-comes-next attitude of a man who had suddenly realised… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
Comedy has to be so much cleaner than drama. You can't layer it in the way you can a dramatic performance. Which… — Grant Bowler Copy Share Image
Perhaps we could do without tragedy in art - but what about comedy? Is it a coincidence that so many of the… — Tom Malinowski Copy Share Image
I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: "Sorry, we're closed" You don't have to be… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
