That's it, Uncle Huey!" Imogene Duckworthy whipped off her…

“Zed and Sky had stayed behind and were chatting with Will, Sky sitting on Zed's knee as if nothing was going to get them…

— Joss Stirling

“Too often we only identify the crucial points in our lives in retrospect. At the time we are too absorbed in the fetid detail…

— Jay Rayner

“I can't believe you blew off hunting to play housewife. I should have brought you an apron. With puppies and kitties on it even.…

— Kendra Leigh Castle

I had no occasion for an apron on that morning.

— Anonymous

Bobby I'm going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have to do again, tape the Cowboys game and fetch…

— Hank Hill

“Women have been looking for a cape and have been handed an apron for centuries. But here was a man who wanted to help…

— Twinkle Khanna

I've never been an apron fan; it's all too cumbersome to me.

— Guy Fieri

“~“She likes my dog, doesn’t take my crap, and looks at me like I can be the kind of man Dad was. When she…

— Marina Adair

I'm in need of a man apron. A very manly apron.

— Mike D

“paisley apron, has her back to me. Her curly brown hair is locked away in pigtails, and she looks like she just stepped”

— Ella James

“On closer notice of her apron, he said, "Is that-?" "The Mad Hatter," she said. "I told you, I have a collection." "You collect…

— Donna Kauffman

The pros and cons of using the apron are likely above my pay grade, but with or without it, the Indy 500 is always…

— Charlie Kimball

If I am wearing an apron, shits about to get crazy in the kitchen.

— Anonymous

Yonder come little Rosie, how in the world do you know. I can tell her by her apron, and the dress she wore.

— Lead Belly

“She said, “Do you see how I’m wearing this apron? It means I’m working. For a living.” The unconcerned expression didn’t flag. He said,…

— Maggie Stiefvater