Texas Quotes

All my ex's live in Texas.

— George Strait

I'm from East Texas, yes.

— Margo Martindale

I'm from Texas.

— LaMarcus Aldridge

My real dudes at texas

— Dopekidd

Texas is as alien as Mars.

— Joe R. Lansdale

Texas is a pretty free state.

— Isaac Hanson

I'm from Houston, Texas.

— Kendrick Sampson

Texas is made for trade.

— Kevin Brady

I love Texas and I have been to Texas many times.

— Brian Quinn

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'

— Ross Perot

I consider myself a Texan. I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma.

— Gary Busey

Working on 'King Of Texas' was a life experience for me.

— Marcia Gay Harden

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

— Fran Lebowitz

You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.

— Davy Crockett

“Texas’s main exports are cotton, oil, and preachers. Why”

— Sam Torode

Each day in Texas, heroes risk their lives to protect ours.

— George P. Bush

Back in the '40's, Lyndon Johnson could still steal a Senate election in South Texas with the help of the big patrons.

— Calvin Jillson

Attention, Texas Brigade! The eyes of General Lee are upon you. Forward, march!

— Maxcy Gregg

By the way of Texas. Big face Rolexes. While she's undessing, man I'm stressing.

— 2 Chainz

When things were really rolling at Texas Tech, I was a part of something bigger than myself, bigger than football.

— Mike Leach

I'm a kid from a small town in West Texas, and I've gotten to travel the world. I got to live all…

— John Layfield

It's not hard to find a date if you are Jewish in New York and Miami, but its hard in Texas.

— Patti Stanger

English was good enough for Jesus Christ and it's good enough for the children of Texas.

— Miriam A. Ferguson

I will keep working in Congress to ensure that Texas gets the investment in infrastructure we need.

— Colin Allred

If you go to any elementary school classroom in Texas, some kids in there are going to be named either Austin, Dallas…

— Mike Leach

The people of Texas are rightly proud of their own, just like the French and the Italians, but visiting artists have often…

— Clifford Ross

Even without mandatory sentences, judges are still capable of levying tough penalties for serious offenses - and just as in states like…

— Ken Cuccinelli

I was 12 when I got a small part in a movie in Texas. And in my spare time, I play with…

— Haylie Duff

Fandango is not really a Western. It's really just set in Texas. It's a road picture. And then I did one that…

— Judd Nelson

Coach Pederson is the one who drafted me. He was the only coach who flew down to Texas and worked me out.…

— Nick Foles

I used to tell people all the time that I left the Texas state House - which definitely had its own issues…

— Jasmine Crockett

The Texas thing is such a big deal because whenever I see Texas in a TV show, they always show slow-moving cattle…

— Cristela Alonzo

I'm deeply in love with my wife, and she's my best friend, and yet we share different viewpoints of life, which I…

— David Small

“Special Agent Brad Wolgast hated Texas. He hated everything about it. [...] He hated the billboards and the freeways and the faceless…

— Justin Cronin

Texas Republican political leaders take perverse pride in how deeply they have cut our state's education budget. Thousands of teachers have been…

— Wendy Davis

I knew from previous books not to count on anything in terms of sales. My first novel - -The Raven's Bride, about…

— Elizabeth Crook

“Those were comfortable, carefree years. The word I’d use now is idyllic. On Friday nights, we cheered on the Bulldogs of Midland…

— George W. Bush

A lot of (Kyle's) stories when he was back home in Texas, a lot of his own personal opinions about what he…

— Ayman Mohyeldin

“It's hard to imagine, seeing how crowded the sky looks tonight, how far away one star is from another. Like, people, really.…

— Kathleen Kent

“It is notorious that the news of the Emancipation Proclamation was kept from the people of Texas and not celebrated until 'Juneteenth'.…

— Christopher Hitchens