There are more Baptist preachers in Texas than Baptist missionaries in all the world. — Ray Thompson Copy Share Image
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. — Jessica Savitch Copy Share Image
Judges in Texas swing the gavel with one hand and take money with the other. — Craig McDonald Copy Share Image
“OK isn’t just all right—it’s also the abbreviation for the state above Texas.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Fellow from Texas can tell the difference between grass-roots and AstroTurf. — Lloyd Bentsen Copy Share Image
I wasn't getting any work as a songwriter in Texas because I was only known as a fiddle player. — Amanda Shires Copy Share Image
When in Texas, do as the Texans do: Drive trucks, wear cowboy boots, and two-step! — Kaitlyn Bristowe Copy Share Image
During my 40-year coaching career at West Point, Indiana and Texas Tech, my teams reached the Final Four on five occasions, winning… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
“Daddy, are we democraps or repelicans? Lainie daintily placed her fork down and gave her brother a stern look. “We’re Texans silly.” — Kellie Coates Gilbert Copy Share Image
“[Yeah, thanks a lot, Sadie. You get to tell the part about the Land of the Dead. I get to describe Interstate… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Alaska is our biggest, buggiest, boggiest state. Texas remains our largest unfrozen state. But mountainous Utah, if ironed out flat, would take… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
You know, one day you're being briefed on world affairs and asked to make decisions, and the next, you're in Crawford, Texas… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
It's basically a united [Republican ] party behind [Donald Trump] and Cruz's numbers in Texas were plummeting and he was facing a… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
If I go to a reunion in east Texas, my mother's side or my father's, one out of ten is a preacher… — Forest Whitaker Copy Share Image
Texas Senator Ted Cruz announced he is running for president. Ted Cruz was born in Canada, his father fled to the United… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I miss Texas so bad. That’s the hard part about being out here in L.A., trying to pursue acting and music and… — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
Texas is really special in that we have our own music scene, our own music chart. It's almost a genre on its… — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
This definition about against their will, that's a made up term. Did any of those little kids say I didn't want to… — Steve King Copy Share Image
Joaquin Jackson's frank and colorful account of his long career as a modern-day Texas Ranger thrills like an action novel, yet the… — Elmer Kelton Copy Share Image
Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“It was not uncommon to see the letters G.T.T. painted or carved on the doorways of cabins in Tennessee and other parts… — Michael Wallis Copy Share Image
My one-time roommate Claire had inherited the house from her uncle, and when she went off to bigger and better things, she’d… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
We once employed a girl in Texas to produce a fanzine, and after meeting her there she seemed fine. Then the letters… — Paul Young Copy Share Image