I guess people have a hard time dealing with humour in music. But sometimes life is depressing, and sometimes life is fun,… — Jim James Copy Share Image
Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I don't have a beef with Texas. I just don't think Texans know anything about basketball and they don't have a sense… — Jason Whitlock Copy Share Image
“If the Baudelaire orphans had been stalks of celery, they would not have been small children in great distress, and if they… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I'm trying to be diplomatic. The wisdom of my ass is well-known. If I didn't lip off to them, after shooting my… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.” “If you’re the sole survivor of an army… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
There's no ironic appreciation of things we love, even of things that are in fact ridiculous, which a hipster might take and… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
“Parental looks rely a lot on brow positioning. Whereas the Dad Look involves the lowering of the brow as a whole, the… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
It's so funny because, here in Hollywood, an actor who really is versatile and who has the ability to transform between comedy… — Rocky Carroll Copy Share Image
I never pursued anything in terms of performing comedy until I was in my twenties. I was basically forced into it by… — Janet Varney Copy Share Image
“In his dream, George Stetchkin was in the dock at the Central Criminal Court, accused of the murder of nine million innocent… — Tom Holt Copy Share Image
I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
The main reason I got into comedy was in the hope that I could make a few people laugh and feel better… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“So back to my question: what are you doing here?” Maia asked. Derek sighed, reached into his pocket and handed her a… — Victoria Paige Copy Share Image
“Being attractive is so much more than just being pretty; it is about the whole package, replete with energy, kindness, humor, brains,… — Monica Parker Copy Share Image
“We shall see. You have been long away from our people. Your skills may have grown rusty." "What skills?" I asked. "His… — Sunny Copy Share Image
“humorous writing, the exclamation mark is the equivalent of canned laughter (F. Scott Fitzgerald – that well-known knockabout gag-man – said it… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
“You know when you really, really think about it, the whole digital reality is a real trip. The left side of the… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Murphy,” I hissed. “Are you absolutely sure about this hair? That it belongs to Kravos?” If it didn’t, the doll wouldn’t do… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“The furniture in the house had the same relationship to real furnishings that drag queens have to real women. Everything was a… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
Why is comedy the only form of the arts where people think they have to agree with or approve the content? You… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I've been spending quite a bit of time writing, acting, and making films. Because I'm doing all this extra writing, acting, and… — John Morrison Copy Share Image
“She wagged a finger at him. “You’re mispronouncing that word.” “Your pardon?” He groped, trying to remember what he’d said. “Suffragette? How… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
“The men my family threw me at were strong and powerful. I could kill this boy with a teaspoon, and for some… — Kaylynne Spauls Copy Share Image
“Parker fixated on the envelope's precise penmanship as she lifted it. Her grandmother rarely took the time to write her own name… — Abby Slovin Copy Share Image
“As chemists, we must rename [our] scheme and insert the symbols Ba, La, Ce in place of Ra, Ac, Th. As nuclear… — Otto Hahn Copy Share Image
Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny.… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
Stand-up is not just an American thing anymore. It's global. In some places, stand-up comedy is brand new. South Africa has only… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
After doing comedy for a while and knowing how hard it is to do physical comedy right, I learned how incredibly talented… — Carly Craig Copy Share Image
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The most fun I ever had on a movie was working with Albert Brooks. He's the caviar of comedy. I mean, nobody's… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
My parents played by parents, in the second season [of Suits]. We had a Skype scene and they were my real parents.… — Rick Hoffman Copy Share Image
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“You know,” Flynn said, pausing to look over the brim of the glasses at him, “when you start shouting „soundproof booth!‟ I… — Sarah Madison Copy Share Image
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Fred Silverman, the head of ABC, he offered me a lot of comedy series but I told him I'd already been the… — Jack Klugman Copy Share Image
Don't just get mad, try a little creative revenge ... Creative revenge ... allows you to get even - to extract some… — Sonia Friedman Copy Share Image
![“As chemists, we must rename [our] scheme and insert the symbols Ba, La, Ce in place of Ra, Ac, Th. As nuclear chemists closely associated with physics, we cannot yet convince ourselves to make this leap, which contradicts all previous experience in nuclear physics.” quote by Otto Hahn](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/3a4/otto-hahn-55355_chemistry_as-chemists-we-must-rename-our-scheme-an_1668415.jpg)
![“Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There…” quote by Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/419/jon-lovitz-16902_able_why-do-all-these-people-want-comedians-t_3223415.jpg)
![“My parents played by parents, in the second season [of Suits]. We had a Skype scene and they were my real parents. My parents are cartoons. When they come up and visit, they're hilarious. My mother somehow finds a way to get in the way of everything.” quote by Rick Hoffman](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/adf/rick-hoffman-17873_cartoon_my-parents-played-by-parents-in-the-seco_2012091.jpg)
