Miranda Hart

If I did better... I'd be God.

— Miranda Hart

Pessimism is my default setting.

— Miranda Hart

I kiss, but I don't tell.

— Miranda Hart

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

— Miranda Hart

I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.

— Miranda Hart

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

— Miranda Hart

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

— Miranda Hart

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

— Miranda Hart

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

— Miranda Hart

“Never go to the supermarket when you're hungry.' There you go. Doesn't get wiser than that. Fact.”

— Miranda Hart

About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do.

— Miranda Hart

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

— Miranda Hart

I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They're OK when they're older; they make you laugh. I think we all think…

— Miranda Hart

Reviews are written by people who don't understand the process of sitcom. I don't read reviews of anything. I go by word…

— Miranda Hart

I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime…

— Miranda Hart

People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone…

— Miranda Hart

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit…

— Miranda Hart

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my…

— Miranda Hart

I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.

— Miranda Hart

We all get given these bodies, and they're all fascinating and different... I wouldn't want to be without the wrinkles.

— Miranda Hart

There are some professions that culturally and sociologically take a long time to change, and because of that, there's still sexism in…

— Miranda Hart

I'm quite a confident person in many ways, but there's only so much you can hear about being compared to Hattie Jacques.…

— Miranda Hart

“I’m not sure I’m up for going to the moon. I’d rather go to Antigua as far as holiday destinations go. Well,…

— Miranda Hart

I'm not a stereotypically beautiful woman, and I'm so happy that I'm not. I've seen those ladies - the need to be…

— Miranda Hart

I do love to cry. I'll cry at the drop of a hat. I'll cry at your basic television programme, let alone…

— Miranda Hart

I loved school. Not sure how much I focused on the education; just had fun and played lacrosse for seven years. It…

— Miranda Hart

“And may I just make my position very clear on this – there is no such thing as a FUN RUN as,…

— Miranda Hart

I do feel that there is a little confusion in people's minds between the real me and sitcom Miranda. I am pleased…

— Miranda Hart

“It is far, far better never to have been beautiful. If you're gorgeous you're going to get by absolutely fine everyone will…

— Miranda Hart

“Time for an exercise, which I shall call 'Say It Out Loud With Miranda'. Please take a moment to sit back, breathe…

— Miranda Hart

“The only acceptable hobby, throughout all stages of life, is cookery. As a child: adorable baked items. Twenties: much appreciated spag bol…

— Miranda Hart

“Do we ever stop dreaming? I know I haven't. I must have been at least twenty-five when the Spice Girls happened, and…

— Miranda Hart

“Then I caught Peggy out of the corner of my eye. I saw how she was behaving; completely absorbed in her surroundings,…

— Miranda Hart

“It was the first time I got to grips with the notion of that kind of trust and, more so, of relinquishing…

— Miranda Hart

Imagine for a moment playing by children's rules. If you were at a party and saw someone you liked, you could just…

— Miranda Hart

“By now it's March, and it's too late to start another new year's resolution: you'll simply have to wait until December 31st…

— Miranda Hart

I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

— Miranda Hart

I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping.

— Miranda Hart

“To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do have.’ Ken S. Keyes”

— Miranda Hart

Writing humour certainly involves pain. A sitcom is 6 months of writing pain!

— Miranda Hart