Miranda Hart

“Art is subjective and art as a form of entertainment escapism is as high art as any.”

— Miranda Hart

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

— Miranda Hart

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

— Miranda Hart

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

— Miranda Hart

It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.

— Miranda Hart

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

— Miranda Hart

“Looking towards joy is the most important of rewiring the stress response”

— Miranda Hart

You want comedic themes to be recogniseable life truths that we all battle with, and with that comes the healing properties of…

— Miranda Hart

I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the…

— Miranda Hart

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

— Miranda Hart

Being tall is very good for reaching high shelves and seeing in a crowd. Sadly, it has also given me the inability…

— Miranda Hart

“The importance of nature. The feeding it gives the soul. The sense it gives of a whole world out there reminding you…

— Miranda Hart

Things don't have to come to you in your youth. It's fine for them to come to you when you get older.…

— Miranda Hart

I hate the fact that we all feel the pressure to go to gyms, have a trainer if money allows, get jogging…

— Miranda Hart

I'm not particularly into the formal, political side of faith, although I am spiritual and I do have a faith. But 'Strictly…

— Miranda Hart

I am pleased to say that I am not a tortured comedian - I laugh a lot. My twenties weren't particularly happy,…

— Miranda Hart

The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a…

— Miranda Hart

“We said together, wistfully, 'Life, eh?' It says everything without having to say anything: that we all experience moments of joyful or…

— Miranda Hart

By the age of 13, I knew I wanted to be a comedian like Morecambe and Wise. So, obviously, I thought I'd…

— Miranda Hart

I suppose you want me to say I'm at parties all the time and am secretly going out with Tom Cruise, but…

— Miranda Hart

I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and…

— Miranda Hart

However much I might have yearned to be one of The Beautiful Ones, particularly at those ghastly school discos, where any desperate…

— Miranda Hart

I wanted to be a farmer's wife. I thought it would be quite fun to wake up of a morning, collect eggs…

— Miranda Hart

“Numero uno: you realise pretty quickly that you're never going to get what one of the viler magazines might refer to as…

— Miranda Hart

“Mine was something along the lines of 'This is who I am, and this is the level at which I'm going to…

— Miranda Hart

“There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest,…

— Miranda Hart

“A PICNIC IS NOT AN ADVENTURE! Excuse me, but at thirty-eight and over six foot, trying to sit cross-legged on the ground…

— Miranda Hart

“I do love a hotel room: adore it. What's not to love about everything you need in one room? Would you have…

— Miranda Hart

“I knew i would step back into having a faith at the centre of my life. I couldn't be bothered to question…

— Miranda Hart

“I was deeply moved by this, moved by how tremendous it felt to be so simply trusted, and I found myself thinking…

— Miranda Hart

“To varying degrees, we all feel awkward. Whether we hide it with arrogance, shyness, modesty; whether we play the clown or the…

— Miranda Hart

“I hope your dreams have come or will come true. Or you feel inspired to down tools on what you wrongly thought…

— Miranda Hart

I'm not saying writing comedy's brain surgery, but there is a certain pressure to it. It's the equivalent of doing homework that's…

— Miranda Hart

I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is…

— Miranda Hart

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out -…

— Miranda Hart

I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two…

— Miranda Hart

I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out…

— Miranda Hart

People are obviously going to mention what I look like, but it's a shame it has to be a key part. I…

— Miranda Hart

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

— Miranda Hart

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

— Miranda Hart