“Handsome hero wanted. Brave in the face of certain danger. Must be willing to get naked with other species. At least six-inch… — James Cox Copy Share Image
I love the word "faggot," because it describes my kind of guy. You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Tod laughed. He was always able to find the humour in even the creepiest situations. I'd thought that it was an undead… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Feature films seem geared toward very large budgets, action, broad comedy. That seems to dominate all year where it used to be… — Holly Hunter Copy Share Image
“If it's any comfort to you, collar me again. You don't in the least know how to do it; but I'll overlook… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
“I've got plenty.” Isabelle smiled, kicking her feet up so that her anklets jingled like Christmas bells. "These, for instance. The left… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Did you drag all these boxes out of the attic by yourself?” “No, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny stopped by… — Nancy Naigle Copy Share Image
My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“…he’d assumed their relationship would go on forever. It was going on now, but in another way, like the rearrangement of the… — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
I think stand-up now will burn out. I think probably sketch or something will come back into fashion. I think other forms… — Rhod Gilbert Copy Share Image
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“Life is change, constant change, and unless we are lucky enough to find comedy in it, change is nearly always a drama,… — Mark T. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“There are things I've given up on Like recording funny answering machine messages. It's part of growing older And the human race… — David Berman Copy Share Image
“Dagmar tried to stand, and Gwenvael caught her hand, pulling her back down. "You can't leave me. I'm tortured and brooding. You… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“You have to admit that this is a very strange life. If you don’t admit it, then you have a very high… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot." "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Risa: I love you! Otani: I know. Risa: And... you love me too, right, Otani? Otani: Yeah. Crowd: *cheers* Good job, buddy!… — Atsushi Otani and Koizumi Risa Copy Share Image
“We all love Jamie too much to see him spend the rest of his life with only three decrepit old bags of… — Sangu Mandanna Copy Share Image
I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“My mind didn't clear. It had been clear before. Instead it muddled, suddenly ablaze with rioting factions of insecurities and dreams, a… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Have you anything that is ready to wear today? I'd like nothing better than to be rid of that thing she has… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“NOTICE Persons attempting to find a "text" in this book will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a "subtext" in this book… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
I have a country-boy sense of humor. I come from a poor family, and I have no education. But I am Middle… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
“Thanks to my mother, I was raised to have a morbid imagination. When I was a child, she often talked about death… — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
I think that even in a drama, we all want to smile, and laugh because what a horrible life if we're just… — David Koechner Copy Share Image
I love all kinds of movies. I love a really good comedy and not the cheesy ones. My parents hate this, but… — Liana Liberato Copy Share Image
“Okay." She gave a quick snort when Margaret went out. "You're such a dork." "Excuse me?" "She was hitting on you and… — nora roberts Copy Share Image
“You sneaked into my cabin?” Annabeth rolled her eyes. “Percy, you’ll be seventeen in two months. You can’t seriously be worried about… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?’ He couldn’t believe it. ‘Do I love you? My God, if your love were… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
“All I meant to say is that a rake's humor has its basis in cruelty. He needs a victim, for he cannot… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Piper- I didn't like Mr. Wilder. Eliza- He's not so bad, Piper, if you overlook his tendency to be condescending. Agatha- And… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
When I'm playing comedy, I never do 'jokes.' Sometimes I'll deliver a line in a way I think is more likely to… — Bruce McGill Copy Share Image
“If there was one thing in life that one should wish for, it shouldn’t be great wealth — it should be to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Writers are the most pathetic souls when it comes to expressing their personal feelings. Their personalities are as complex as the characters… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“Emma this is not a joke. Look at your hands! They're... they're... wrinkled!" "Yes that's because-" "No way. I'm not going down… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
“But I didn't. I didn't say anything, if only because I had no idea how to respond to such an overture. If… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I find that working with friends is always the goal, even if it's just one person. Because the comedy community is kind… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
Well, for me, it's the relationship between comedy and life - that's the edge I live on, and maybe it's my protection… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
“Miss Sumner, may I inquire as to why you're lounging on the floor?" Mrs. Watson asked. Miss Sumner uttered something which sounded… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
