There are a lot of movies with vampires and monsters and super-great effects, but if there's no humor or human relations, I… — Harald Zwart Copy Share Image
“I wonder where everyone is," she muttered. "Sleeping, if they have any idea what's good for them," Dunford replied acerbically. "I suppose… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“So does that mean we get Eric, too?" Willa said. "Because Eric is definitely hot, and if I had my choice I'd… — Ridley Pearson Copy Share Image
“Into the breach, then. Against mobs of middle-aged moms and frightening harridans we shall prevail.” She nodded sharply, raising an invisible sword.… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“While he’d been tentatively considering a possible romantic relationship with her, she’d fallen in love with him. He could barely speak. “Why… — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
Ontologically, chocolate raises profoundly disturbing questions: Does not chocolate offer natural revelation of the goodness of the Creator just as chilies disclose… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I suppose I could get a job to have something to do, but working when I don't have to work would be… — Stephen Reid Andrews Copy Share Image
“I debated whether to tell them I had long since abandoned my writing career and moved into radishes and fraud, but decided… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“The silver car had been closing in, but just then, it took a sharp turn to the left. Where are they going?… — Zechariah Barrett Copy Share Image
“Because children have abounding vitality, because they are in spirit fierce and free, therefore they want things repeated and unchanged. They always… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
If the first ‘Hangover’ movie were this awful, there never would have been a Part Two. This is a joyless, unfunny mix… — Mick LaSalle Copy Share Image
So much of comedy happens between your chin and your shoulders. Nobody tells you when you get your own TV show that… — Lennon Parham Copy Share Image
“Why Banning Miller, what a vision you are in your fine dress. Must've taken a dozen slaves a dozen days to get… — Jane Espenson Copy Share Image
The way I approach any role, whether it's comedy or drama, I like to look for the truth first. I think comedy… — Matt McGorry Copy Share Image
I think you have to have a sense of humor about every movie that you're doing. Your character needs to be relatable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was never consciously rebellious but I suppose comedy is a sort of act of rebellion isnt it? Coming from a quite… — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
There's so much tragedy in people that we see every day that we don't have to make anything up. We don't have… — Eric Drooker Copy Share Image
Education always continues. We all know that beauty fades, but what stays is a person's personality, their sense of humor, their wit,… — Stephanie Seymour Copy Share Image
Television's perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at which the higher apes are so proficient, and… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
In general, even when I'm not doing political comedy, I want to be clever and find the least confrontational way to say… — Varun Grover Copy Share Image
I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock -… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There's a theory with comedy that you shouldn't do anything that's too topical in your specials because people won't be able to… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“Then again, in some of our meetings, the Upyri bring cocktails, shaking both cocks and tails. Bitches. You can't live with them,… — Yannis Karatsioris Copy Share Image
“Although she never went to the synagogue...Grandma [Lausch], all the same, burned a candle on the anniversary of Mr. Lausch's death, threw… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
I can't be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I'll be funny… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a romantic comedy dude because I'm a big romantic at heart. I'm a softy, so it's always nice to watch… — Sterling Knight Copy Share Image
And dilettantism is a humorous way to survive. Everybody understands you for it and everybody hates you for it. And not everybody… — Francesco Clemente Copy Share Image
The little box of laughter that resides inside you shall always be present even in the darkest of times, and even though… — Collin Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Wait,” Eric said. “Do you have any camouflaged condoms?” “Camouflaged?” The cashier’s forehead crinkled in concentration. “I don’t think so. We have… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“...Whenever someone says to me, 'Jerry Lewis says women aren't funny,' or 'Christopher Hitchens says women aren't funny,' or 'Rick Fenderman says… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“You do not mind my humor?” “Not at all. I’ve not laughed like this …” His brows drew together. “I think I’ve… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“... That's why you're going directly back to the house. The last thing we need is for you to end up in… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
“Polly had been washing up when she'd heard the men talking late one night, and it's a poor woman who can't eavesdrop… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Can I help you?" he said, in a manner which indicated very clearly that not only did he not wish to help… — Graham Austin-King Copy Share Image
“I am committing suicide by cigarette,” I replied. She thought that was reasonably funny. I didn’t. I thought it was hideous that… — Kurt Vonnegut Jr Copy Share Image
“I'm sure you won't dream of trying to escape from your obligations by fleeing the city...' 'I assure you the thought never… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Eli's a good kid, Jasper. Too good for the likes of me. He deserves better." Jasper shot him a penetrating look. "What… — Charlie Cochet Copy Share Image
There's public humor, and there's private humor, and they're all appropriate in their own way, and you shouldn't - just as you… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image