“I'm also discovering that while they seem to believe that I do not require sleep, my husband (who also doubles as their… — Dallas Louis Copy Share Image
Personally I don't spend much time thinking about being funny. For me it's always been just a way to get by, a… — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
“She talked all the way back to the office, looking up at me eagerly through her slanted glasses, shoving the hair back… — Jack Finney Copy Share Image
OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
“I suppose we should contact the local authorities?” said Wilbur. “I’m a princess,” said Harriet. “We’re in the hamster kingdom. I kinda… — Ursula Vernon Copy Share Image
[I] could see how nervous everybody was in the beginning and how silent it was when we had trouble with the artificial… — William DeVries Copy Share Image
“You have to tell him ‘go toodles, Bits, go toodles for momma,’” I said, pitching my voice high in imitation, “or else… — Tiffany A. Snow Copy Share Image
“I agree,” Skyler replied. “There’s nothing funny about it.” He pointed to the cottage. “The house is unoccupied; we have permanent residents… — S.F. Mazhar Copy Share Image
“Bucket had started his criminal career in Braas, not far from when Allan and his new friends now found themselves. There he… — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
“Once you set out for something, there may be obstacles. Avoid that which you feel safe to avoid, and approach that which… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“You remind me of an old cat I once had. Whenever he killed a mouse he would bring it into the drawing-room… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
The Muppet Show is very much seen as an English thing. So for us in the U.K. it is one of the… — James Bobin Copy Share Image
“The almost egregiously English couple, Cedric and Rosamund Chailey, had slipped quietly away when the conversation turned to God. It had not… — Michael Frayn Copy Share Image
There's something really powerful about comedy. When the little guy, the comedian, punches up towards the big guy, or Trump, exposing him,… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
“Friday was back to normal, if the actions of suspicious would-be heirs competing for a two-hundred-million-dollar prize could be considered normal.” — Ellen Raskin Copy Share Image
Every day is a surprise. There are confirmations of an interconnectivity and synchronicity which inspire, titillate and confirm the inherent comedy of… — Billy Zane Copy Share Image
“Tiffany got up early and lit the fires. When her mother came down, she was scrubbing the kitchen floor, very hard. “Er…aren’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“By educating me at home, my parents were able to give me individualized attention without the usual distractions that kids in regular… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“How rude of me, we haven’t even introduced ourselves. We’re the Andersons. I’m Evan, the lovely size-zero lass in the floppy sun… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“He accepted a cup of ale from his brother-in-law, sat back, then sighed. "Get on with the bludgeoning." "Me?" Miach asked innocently.… — Lynn Kurland Copy Share Image
“Why are there so many people out here?' Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward. 'Christmas shopping.' I explained. 'Already?… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Doing drama is a very welcome departure from comedy. Although I love doing both, I like to change it up a bit… — Paul Butcher Copy Share Image
“I'm a duck farmer. Am I the world's best duck farmer? Probably not, but there's no official ranking, and I'm a modest… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Move along,” Hines said. “Last room down.” I spotted a fish tank halfway down the aisle. Dug into my pocket. “Hi,” I… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“Given the choice between eating this cupcake or watching Ryan Gosling and Jon Hamm wrestle each other for the privilege of having… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“One," said the recording secretary. "Jesus wept," answered Leon promptly. There was not a sound in the church. You could almost hear… — Gene Stratton-Porter Copy Share Image
“Harry — I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!” And she sprinted away, up the stairs.… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that?… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“The men had scattered in all directions, which men are inclined to do when women leave them to their own devices for… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
“Ohmigod! This place is so cool!” This was Tracy, who was sashaying into the warehouse looking around like she just hit the… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
There's a fallacy with stand up comedy, which is, people come up to comedians, and they go, 'You say what I think… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“You're missing the wow factor." Garrett snickered. "Did you really just say wow factor ?" "Oh, whatever. What are you, twelve?" "Twelve… — Amanda Young Copy Share Image
“Isn't reduced brain damage a good thing?' asked Nathan. 'Oh, totally--I wish I had reduced brain damage, or at least, I wish… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“I'll be sure not to let anyone but you carry me in her arms." He turns and leaves the kitchen before I… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I couldn't decide if he was four or nine or twelve. I had no idea of the specifics of children. He was… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“There was no question that Jorge 'Billy' Nayor liked to get high; he just didn't think of himself as a drug dealer… — Dinosaur in the Park Jorge Nayor Copy Share Image
![“I'm also discovering that while they seem to believe that I do not require sleep, my husband (who also doubles as their father) has the ability to morph into an invisible and supremely evasive nocturnal being, with powers so stealthy as to evade capture by the aliens [children] that had invaded…” quote by Dallas Louis](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/acf/dallas-louis-230045_humor_i-m-also-discovering-that-while-they-see_607322.jpg)
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