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There is no late-night comedy. You watch comedy, you watch whenever you want to tune on. You can it in the middle… — George Schlatter Copy Share Image
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“It is amazing to me," said Bingley, "How young ladies can have patience to be so very accomplished as they all are."… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Comedy really is my bread and butter, even when I'm doing a serious character, with the exception of Outcast. I have found… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
Comedy can be destructive, and still very, very funny. But if I can do something that is fun to watch and critical… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian so I'll probably get crucified for saying this, but I think with a lot of comedy the impetus… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
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The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
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I'm not a racist. It's really case by case; it's not ethnicity specific. It's just the way I react to things that… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
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There's something quite joyful about doing comedy which doesn't really need much analysis. I'm not elitist. I like to do crowd-pleasing stuff… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
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The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
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Well yesterday I was shooting hoops with my friends then we just started goofing off when we tried to shoot so I… — Michael Country Copy Share Image
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Someone asked me what the key to being a good frontman was, and I think having a sense of humor about it… — Alex Turner Copy Share Image
You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the strongest, and that… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Possibly the only genre that efficiently converted from TV to YouTube / Vine is sketch comedy, which has always had more to… — Hank Green Copy Share Image
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