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![“[Agatha Christie] is fond of quoting the witty wife who once said, 'an archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Christie's husband, Max Mallowan, was an archaeologist.” quote by Nigel Dennis](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/058/nigel-dennis-24689_archaeologists_agatha-christie-is-fond-of-quoting-the-w_441066.jpg)
