In general, even when I'm not doing political comedy, I…

In some circles where very heavy people think they have very heavy brains, words like "charming" and "clever" and "pretty" are all put-downs; all…

— Andy Warhol

You're beautiful, cute, pretty, gorgeous, and fuck.. I ran out of words.

— Raghib Clitso

What we shall need is not geniuses, or cynics, or misanthropes, or clever tacticians, but plain, honest, straghtforward men.

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer

“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he…

— Priyavrat Thareja

There was another reason [she] took her books whenever they went away. They were her home when she was somewhere strange. They were familiar…

— Cornelia Funke

“The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland. The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox.…

— Vera Nazarian

Good people are found not changed. Recently I read a headline that said, 'We don't teach people to be nice. We simply hire nice…

— Jim Rohn

If she is stupid enough to let you go, you're clever enough not to look back.

— Anonymous

Need to go to the pharmacy, because I'm so sick!

— Tasha Matthews

My valour is certainly going! - it is sneaking off! - I feel it oozing out as it were at the palms of my…

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

'I Love You' fails to sum up all the memories, smiles, laughs, trials, and tribulations.

— Raghib Clitso

People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.

— Rory Bremner

I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I'd done that ... even if I didn't make it, you wouldn't've…

— Joss Whedon

“Regrets are like mistresses," he informed her. "I ..." Her hand dropped from the handle. "What?" "Good men don't have them." She blinked at…

— Alissa Johnson

I love clever lyrics.

— Walker Hayes