People want their actors to do comedy, too. They don't want any comedians next to the actor. They want one solo hero… — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
“Lollipop had been her nickname for me as long as I could remember. I asked her how she came up with the… — Lacey Weatherford Copy Share Image
So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I have a serious question." "I will give a serious answer." "Can a god be killed?" The humor drained from Roman's face.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. "Don’t let it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is a very personal thing, as you would know if you've ever told the same joke to two people and had… — Andrew Denton Copy Share Image
“Braith opened her eyes and screamed at what hovered above her, “Gods! Death comes for me!” The horrifying face of death curled… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in a school… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
“And even if he weren't, a person can't hold on to another person forever. At some point, their muscles give out, or… — Rachel M. Wilson Copy Share Image
It was so much fun to have my very first TV (performance) be the holy grail of comedy, in my opinion. I… — Cheyenne Jackson Copy Share Image
I started doing comedy when I was a teenager with Tom Kenny, who is the voice of SpongeBob. I don't want to… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
“But when I clicked over to my e-mail program, it was just another “great opportunity” spam, this time adding the words “don’t… — Shanna Swendson Copy Share Image
I see 'Jekyll' as a very scary comedy thriller, partly because Hyde is violent and frightening as a character but at the… — Denis Lawson Copy Share Image
“He said it with enough humor and kindness that it chafed. How would they react if they knew the things she’d done?… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Comedy comes from a place of hurt. Charlie Chaplin was starving and broke in London, and that's where he got his character… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
“I wish you humor and a twinkle in the eye. I wish you glory and the strength to bear life's burdens. I… — Robert A. Ward Copy Share Image
Comedy and drama are different sides of the same coin. And the thing about comedy and drama is about likability. It's about… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism...we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today...our… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
I don't resent at all people saying, 'Oh, he's like a sweetheart'... but within comedy, it's a very funny way to talk… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
“LADY BRACKNELL Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“How did you know I was different?” “You mean besides the obvious obsidian, the alien entourage, and the branch?” He laughed. “You’re… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Wow." Josh stopped and ran a hand over his shaved head. "I mean, yeah, there's no beating that. That's the Usain Bolt… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“People ask me all the time, "Where do your ideas come from?" So, to clear up this question...I keep my ideas inside… — CK Webb Copy Share Image
Reality - Dreams = Animal Being Reality + Dreams = A Heart-Ache (usually called Idealism) Reality + Humor = Realism (also called… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
“I hope that in the final settlement of the war, you insist that the Germans retain Lorraine, because I can imagine no… — George S. Patton Jr Copy Share Image
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades messed up. Why is it so kinky… — Fanny Merkin Copy Share Image
“Merrill Krause - "My brothers have scared off just about any fellow who showed interest in getting to know me." Granny Lassiter… — Tracie Peterson Copy Share Image
“Well, more or less, you just got struck by lightning." "Wait, what?" My brain stopped processing for a prolonged moment unable to… — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
“... 'How old is he?' the policeman asked Mrs. Reilly. 'I am thirty,' Ignatius said condescendingly. 'You got a job?' 'Ignatius hasta… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by laughing in… — Harry Levin Copy Share Image
I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
“Sir, do you know how they were used to fill balloons, and how they now do it?” “No,” said Alverstoke. “I’ve no… — Georgette heyer Copy Share Image
“Sept 15 1930 at the independence festival of the school of cretins…"At the head of the table by the bowl of pomegranates,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
I was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses."… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“Everything on the planet receives life from one source – isn’t that amazing? Our purpose here is to go to that source,… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I see,' agreed Rule. 'You are going to be the Sacrifice.' She looked up at him rather shyly. 'It c-can't signify to… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of… — Ellie Kemper Copy Share Image
