I thought, "I don't want to be the only unfunny guy in this movie. I really would like to be somehow involved… — David Morse Copy Share Image
“The idea of having several days, never mind weeks or months, to relocate to a climate that was better for your lungs… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Better to operate with detachment, then; better to have a way but infuse it with a little humor; best, to have no… — Lewis Hyde Copy Share Image
I've never done an actual Western, and I would love to do that. I've done drama and dark comedy stuff. I've never… — Max Thieriot Copy Share Image
I do sometimes miss doing that lighter, more humorous work, and I find there's a heavier responsibility that goes along with a… — Alison Bechdel Copy Share Image
“Amelia envisaged that between York and the royal-infested Scottish Highlands there was a grimy wasteland of derelict cranes and abandoned mills and… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
I think there is a kind of laconic Australian leg-pulling sense of humor that is certainly in some of my stories, or… — Garth Nix Copy Share Image
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Uncle Fester always intrigued me. I certainly always enjoyed his kind of humor. He's just full of mischief in a kind of… — Christopher Lloyd Copy Share Image
I find it incredibly boring when people are mean about some individuals, especially if the individual has no power. I can understand… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“No amount of careful grooming seemed to erase their impression that he was actually a foul and frightening ogre. It was enough… — Celeste Bradley Copy Share Image
“If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives - !' 'because it's the first time for all of… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Hosting 'SNL' was something I'd always wanted to do. The show allowed me to play to my strengths - mixing music with… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
“A woman who has a sense of humor possesses no refuge from the merciless truth about herself. She cannot think herself misunderstood.… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
It never really occurs to me that I'm doing cringe comedy. It's something that people tell me afterwards, and I say, 'Again?… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
Critics think we try to make bad films. They think we want to spend five months of our lives making something bad.… — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
“What the hell was your pal Bertin demanding?” he asked. “Sipping syrup?” “It’s a cocktail he prefers when he gets, ah, overly… — Douglas Preston Copy Share Image
To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“You and I both know that love is for children,'' he said. ''We're adults. Compatibility is for adults.'' ''Compatibility is for my… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
If you can appeal to another person's sense of humor, you can introduce ideas, thoughts, things that they may disagree with or… — Rocky Carroll Copy Share Image
“I know a man who drives 600 yards to work. I know a woman who gets in her car to go a… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you… — miranda kenneally Copy Share Image
The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
“He looked up as the party emerged and nickered a soft hello to his master, who was dressed in an unfamiliar green… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“One of the study's authors, Dr. Lee Berk, is actually a humor researcher because, when you get right down to it, laughter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The next day Georgia left for school before I even got to the breakfast table. From behind his newspaper, Papy asked tiredly,… — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
My favourite kind of comedy comes from the awkwardness of living, the stuff that makes you cringe but borders on tragic -… — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
A thin line separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Our lives constantly walk that line. When we slip… — Barbara Johnson Copy Share Image
Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs. They come up to you and say "You gotta dance! you gotta dance!"… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
As someone who's been doing a lot of classical theater recently, I loved the idea of getting to run around in Steven… — Lily Rabe Copy Share Image
“Not many performers are equally at home in drama and comedy; Claudette Colbert was one of those few. It’s hard to decide… — Eve Golden Copy Share Image
“Normal… What the majority of people look, act, and talk and like. So what if the majority became what we see as… — Catherine Copy Share Image
I used to think of myself as a comedian. I've always admired comedians. Their minds, the way in which they se the… — Al Pacino Copy Share Image
I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City)… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“You couldn’t just tell an octillion atoms to drop whatever they were doing, rearrange themselves into a completely new configuration and do… — Jester Bobbity Copy Share Image
“What do you have in this car?" he asked. "What do you mean, like weapons?" "That would be a good start." "Well,… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
I think I was the only person in my experimental film class doing comedy. But my sense of humor and a lot… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
“Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I brought home a baby without telling [husband John McCain], and he not only took it in stride but loved it, immediately… — Cindy McCain Copy Share Image
“...like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
![“I brought home a baby without telling [husband John McCain], and he not only took it in stride but loved it, immediately embracing Bridget, who shares John's very dry sense of humor, so she and her dad do pretty well together. If I hadn't taken Bridget out, I think she would have become a…” quote by Cindy McCain](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/2b1/cindy-mccain-16878_baby_i-brought-home-a-baby-without-telling-hu_582080.jpg)
