I did a 'Golden Girls' once, which shot in front of an audience, and that went well. I had a good time.… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
'Star Trek' tends to take itself a little too seriously. They were either very dramatic shows, or if we did a humorous… — Robert Picardo Copy Share Image
“Only the chicken-lover will understand me. He will give me a kindly look, maybe mildly desirous. His eyes will tell me: You… — John Irving Copy Share Image
“I'm still trying to decide how I feel about the fact that you knew about this before I did." "Don't be disappointed,"… — Julie James Copy Share Image
You have to know you are in a comedy. You have to know that you are actually allowing the audience to participate… — Kelsey Grammer Copy Share Image
The popularity of '2 Dope Queens' just showed there was like a hunger for new stories because we have alternative comics on… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
I began painting well before I started doing comedy. In fact, when I came out of the war in 1946, I enrolled… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
“If the gooseberry said: 'I haven't the heart to be a real proper gooseberry because if everyone were a gooseberry the world… — Pierre Ceresole Copy Share Image
Old Zen was very funny; there was a great deal of humor and happiness. Zen today seems much drier. While there's a… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
For the sadness in legitimate humour consists in the fact that honestly and without deceit it reflects in a purely human way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But I'm liking staying here if it means I get to check out two hot chicks every morning." Crisis winked at me,… — Nashoda Rose Copy Share Image
“I’m so good at my job the law thinks I’m three different hit men and a serial killer. I speak Russian and… — J. Fally Copy Share Image
I think it's actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of… — Octavia Spencer Copy Share Image
“So what did you want to talk to Wesley about?" he asked me. "Kelly likes him," I said. "So I figured while… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“He was harassed, but still he spoke with authority. He was, in fact, characteristic of the best type of dominant male in… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
“His proximity, that damn smile, just makes me hot in all the right places, but also pissed as hell. I don’t know… — Ghiselle St. James Copy Share Image
You can't really judge an actor's abilities by their career, because the business is going to pigeonhole people into whatever turns a… — Nic Pizzolatto Copy Share Image
[The press] had no sense of humor about [Donald Trump's personal ask the Russians to get involved into the Hillary Clinton's emails… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“The only strange thing about Jackson was the tattoo on the inside of his forearm - a trident as dark as seared… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“No, this isn’t funny. She’s got to realize what she’s getting herself into. Our society isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s… — Nicole Gulla Copy Share Image
I don't know if there is a gene for comedy, but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know… — James Belushi Copy Share Image
I noticed I been spacing off quite a lot today... Most would say I'm unfocused and bored But I say this once… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
I like guys who have a plan or a dream. A good sense of humor is also a must. I can be… — Edy Ganem Copy Share Image
“I'm going on a diet. (Crud, I know) I am going to be cranky. I am going to be irritable. I am… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Those who see and observe kings, heroes, and statesmen, discover that they have headaches, indigestion, humors and passions, just like other people;… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Go play your games with Jim. I'll find you both when I need you." Arrogant asshole. "I tell you what, if you… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“For a time Emerson politely endeavored to conceal his boredom - like most men, he is profoundly disinterested in all children except… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“Awful things, children. Needy, self-centered tyrants, the boys all teeth and firsts, the girls all claws and spit. Gathering into sniveling packs… — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
“I don't let my spaghetti dangle, or twirl it around my fork. I cut it. Of course, my preferred slicing utensil is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm not offended. Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny. You can make everything funny. I don't think that assassinations are funny,… — Larry King Copy Share Image
She [Gypsy Rose Lee] was a sophisticated self-satirist with a contagious delight in the comedy of sex. She was coy; she was… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
“Murdering anything is just plain criminal, but a Southerner murdering a magnolia? Well, that's an unforgivable sacrilege against nautre and the South.” — Beth Hoffman Copy Share Image
At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“You think this is some sort of comedy going on here?” Collins gave him his tough stare. A little red spark flared… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
There's timing in drama. You have to have a sense of rhythm. But the real thing that lends yourself to drama as… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
“No sex?" He looked at me in disbelief. "Well if you can't have ze sex, what can you do?" For the sake… — Elna Baker Copy Share Image
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