“Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about… — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
It's funny, because when I was in college, all my professors said, 'You should do comedy.' And I was like, 'No! No!'… — Rachael Harris Copy Share Image
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“Has he written to you?' 'He writes frequently.' 'Shew me his letters this instant, I order you'; and M. de Renal added… — Stendhal Copy Share Image
When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
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This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor,… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“But I also like myself, my personality, my weirdness, my sense of humor, my wild and deep romantic streak, how I love,… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
“Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“What the hell do you call that?" I asked him quietly. "Firefog?" "We could," he responded. "Kilvin would probably call it an… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I'm not opposed to doing science fiction or comedy, but there has to be respect. I refuse to be the joke, the… — Darlene Cates Copy Share Image
If you check your ego at the door when it comes to comedy, you've got a pretty good shot at making a… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
“God had the males of the world neatly divided: the can-dos and the no-can-dos. To that he'd added a third category: 'the… — Shobhaa De Copy Share Image
I was worried people would laugh at me when I started to talk the language, but they were just pleasantly surprised that… — Parminder Nagra Copy Share Image
“This black wardrobe all the time. This dark lipstick, this face which you always make up to look so pale, or at… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
As an undergrad, I was the editor of the Yale humor magazine, and since then, I've published humor in the 'New York… — Eric Metaxas Copy Share Image
There are so many things to talk about between black people, Hispanic people, white people, gay people, men, women, it's all based… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
What makes a good family? Well, I suppose obviously love. Love lubricated often I think by humor. I think a family that… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I'm a Larry David fan, right? And it seems to me that Jewish history from the Talmud on has been a self-deprecating,… — Peter Eisenman Copy Share Image
A whole generation was raised to learn about comedy from 'The Simpsons.' To get to be in a booth with Homer and… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
“...We find our greatest peace when we embrace something that gives meaning to our lives. Often, it is love for somebody or… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“We shook hands, just as we had the first day we'd met, which seemed absurd, given everything that had gone down between… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
Comedy is best when it's a reaction to something. When you're talking about a topic, and when your friend says something funny… — Mark Critch Copy Share Image
“out similar characteristics in everyone. For example, law students were undisciplined and competitive, medical students strict and lacking a sense of humor,… — Donato Carrisi Copy Share Image
The thing to remember is that children are temporary. As soon as they develop a sense of humor and get to be… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
“I know, I know. I was there, remember?" I love my husband, but he's such an Aquarian. Ask him the time, and… — Susan McCorkindale Copy Share Image
“Furnishing was not a priority in the Citadel. Shelves, stools, tables... There was a rumor among the novices that priests towards the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Unsophisticated'," he said, cracking himself up again, " 'but nubile'. Jesus, where do they get that stuff? Nubile." "Try to contain your… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I've made my evolutionary purpose and had children. I don't care if anybody likes me, I'm going to do what I want… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
“Let me enlighten you. We are a pack of liars, thieves, and wastrels, the lot of us...There is not an honestly gained… — Alissa Johnson Copy Share Image
Comedy people are always present because they're always looking for the funniest version of whatever the line is. Sometimes theater people, where… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
“Maybe you’re sleepwalking. And sleeptexting. And sleepprimping.” “What’s next?” I grumbled to myself. Things were getting more out of control by the… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
I thought people would ask me really personal questions because I've shown more of myself, but it's a comedy, and people understand… — Charlotte Gainsbourg Copy Share Image
“It was Valentine's Day and I had spent the day in bed with my life partner, Ketel One. The two of us… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
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“Ms. Wrack's mother, Mrs. Wrack, had been a mermaid: a proper one who lived on a rock and combed her hair and… — Eva Ibbotson Copy Share Image
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