“With the development of the printing press, not only could text be mass-produced quickly, it could also be mass-produced quickly and incorrectly.” — The Bureau Chiefs Copy Share Image
Gummi Bears was actually an adventure comedy. It was great fun, it had this terrific backstory, a show created by Jymn Magon.… — Greg Weisman Copy Share Image
“I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad's my biggest fan. When I went to college, my dad came into my life in full-on dad mode. I was… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
“On the way over, however, it slid off the shovel and onto Henry's shoes. Pity, that. She whirled around. He waited for… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“JESTEŚ KWIATUSZKIEM? JESTEŚ! ALE NIE BYLE JAKIM KWIATUSZKIEM! JESTEŚ SUKULENTEM! MASZ SKRAJNE WARUNKI POGODOWE GLĘBOKO! GŁEBOKO W TKANCE WODNEJ!!!! DAJESZ KWIATUSZKU, DAJESZ,… — Marta Kisiel Copy Share Image
“You'll think of me every time you go to bed. Then you'll get hard and you'll have no one to help you… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
I've always taken a lot of cues from comedy minds. The guy that discovered me in the very beginning was Joseph Cates.… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
“Go didn't like grilled cheese; she was scooping peanut butter out of the jar onto saltines. When a commercial break came on,… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
I spent more time in America, but I developed a very English sense of humour. I clicked into it deeply with Peter… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Jennings wrote to tell the wonderful tale, to vent her honest indignation against the jilting girl, and pour forth her compassion… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“America is bad at discriminating between danger likely to strike again, and red herrings, the freaking helpings of disaster that no man… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Okay, so how, exactly, did I get into this mess—up onstage at a comedy club, baking like a bag of French fries… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
To die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Death freely chosen, death at the right time, brightly and… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“Uri stood staring at him, casually looking Gabe's body up and down before saying with a sly grin, "Well hello to you… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was all about… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I cant stand… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What is the purpose of wealth if it cannot serve an ideal that enhances humanity and betters the lives of the people,… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“All those adorable towheaded kids in the promotional film are going to turn thirteen. Once a family member hits puberty, odds are… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
Comedy mocks the vanity of visions of rational control. The person who can joke amidst a confrontation with evil, like the quick-witted… — Peter Leithart Copy Share Image
“Sip tea and coffee with those who say you can, politely stuff with cookies any who say you cannot. Because the stuff… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I was open to anything. That doesn't mean I would do anything, it just means I was open to anything. I've met… — Skylar Astin Copy Share Image
“Don’t worry, I’m not quitting. I’ve decided I’m going to stay and make his life a living hell while I run his… — Devon Rhodes Copy Share Image
You know how hard it's been to write material? Because to do stand-up comedy, it takes time for the material to develop.… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
Have a wonderful sense of humor, particularly about yourself and your own situation. Yet don't simply laugh. Work to change and improve… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“And just how did you arrive at that remarkable conclusion, Mr. Mayor?" "In a rather simple way. It merely required the use… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
The timing of comedy is so difficult. You've got to leave room for a laugh, you don't want to kill the laugh,… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
“Whether we are trying to buy a packet of chips or getting to know a person for a potentially important relationship, its… — Amrita Sarkar Copy Share Image
Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Doing [a relationship comedy] with Sam [L. Jackson] was exciting. I've done a lot of comedies with a lot of comedy people.… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
“¿Cuál es el mejor estado del mundo?: Estar dos unidos. Translation. This phrase means: "What is the best state of the world?:… — Miguel Ángel Sáez Gutiérrez Copy Share Image
I love being Latina. I love our values, the way we're so in touch with others, our dark humor, how fun we… — Eiza Gonzalez Copy Share Image
“I didn't set out to do a gay comic, but given the current political and religious climate in this country, I feel… — Paige Braddock Copy Share Image
![“Doing [a relationship comedy] with Sam [L. Jackson] was exciting. I've done a lot of comedies with a lot of comedy people. My peers. I've never worked with anybody of the kind of dramatic caliber of movie actor that Sam is. It was a little bit intimidating for the first day. Or two... Or the first…” quote by Samuel L. Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/1b7/samuel-l-jackson-3595_actors_doing-a-relationship-comedy-with-sam-l-j_2548724.jpg)
