The Comedy of Emasculation that Judd Apatow and his disciples have made into a separate economy was invented by the Farrelly brothers,… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
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All the genres are so blended nowadays. There are lots of comedies out there that are more realistic than dramas, and some… — Madeline Zima Copy Share Image
“she found herself looking down on the top of Teenie's head; at a small woollen bobble, in fact, which topped a curious… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
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I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game,… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
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I used to do stand-up, actually. I had a ten-minute routine I did for a thing called 'Stand Up for Labour' where… — Sadiq Khan Copy Share Image
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There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then… — John Prine Copy Share Image
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We are really living the American dream, to be a successful brand in the States and in Europe and to steep ourselves… — Tommy Hilfiger Copy Share Image
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Genuinely great humour recognises the world it's describing and yet we are also called into question by it. That's what great art… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
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