Death's got an Invisibility Cloak? Harry interrupted again. So he can sneak up on people, said Ron. Sometimes he gets bored of… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
Directors, like actors, get typecast. And because I've had great success with comedy and horror and TV shows, that's basically what I'm… — John Landis Copy Share Image
Comedy is a way to make sense of chaos. It's a way of dealing with things that are overwhelming, that threaten you;… — Laura Linney Copy Share Image
“Kev,” Win said calmly, stepping forward, “I would like to talk to you about something.” Merripen, attentive as always to his wife,… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
There's a film I did called 'Front of the Class', about a teacher who had Tourette's. That was a beautiful blend of… — James Wolk Copy Share Image
I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you're watching a movie preview you always feel like you have… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
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“Looking back, retrospectively on the events of that evening, I can see the irony — the shrink whose cat ate his own… — Jacqueline Simon Gunn Copy Share Image
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“There is something very old and odd and quite unpleasant about this house." "Yes, its Graham." Stephan grinned and followed him into… — K.J. Charles Copy Share Image
I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
I really try to have fun. If I don't have fun, you won't have fun. That's what my gift is: to relieve… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Disney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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“It was the first day in the life of the new lean and mean Peabody. An hour later, she lay on the… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
I genuinely liked all of the cast members very much. Steve had a wicked sense of humor. I remember Russell coming to… — Madeleine Stowe Copy Share Image
“The only ironic thing about that song is that it's called 'Ironic' and it is written by a woman who doesn't know… — Ed Byrne Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. We were in your old Civic. Nine Inch Nails was turned up on the… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
“I'm serious. She asked me what my greatest strength was. I said getting along with people." "That's not bad," I admitted. "Then… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
It's just a lovely way to do comedy, where you have the freedom to try stuff, but then you also have a… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I actually don't subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you're trying to be funny and you're not… — Tom Hollander Copy Share Image
Cato, being scurrilously treated by a low and vicious fellow, quietly said to him, "A contest between us is very unequal, for… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
I'm not saying that I'm on some crusade to change people's minds. I'm just doing what I do. I'm a comedian, I'm… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Stop lying to me about your pancake mix. The back of the box says 1 1/2 cups makes ten to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“You ever flown something before?" (Christopher) "I hold the highest score at A.S.U. for Star Wars: Starfighter." (Kitty) "I know, beyond a… — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“The books he and his supporters wanted out of the schools, one of mine among them, were not pornographic, although he would… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“There were no footmarks.' 'Meaning that you saw none?' 'I assure you, sir, that there were none.' 'My good Hopkins, I have… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
First and foremost when you're doing comedy, you gotta be relevant and applicable to the times that you're living in. When you… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I personally have dealt with any adversity in my life with humor. That's why I told America to 'Read my hips!' on… — Marlee Matlin Copy Share Image
“A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Thor spake: "In a single breast I never have seen More wealth of wisdom old; But with treacherous wiles must I now… — Henry Adams Bellows (trans Copy Share Image
“What you’re saying is this spider, with a brain the size of strawberry seed, hid in your car with its face covered… — Zathyn Priest Copy Share Image
“The waited stopped by and Nathan order a cup of coffee. "No cake?" I asked, surprised. He patted his flat stomach. "Trying… — Elicia Hyder Copy Share Image
“I dont suppose i can wear my flamingo tie" "it's a bit festive,given the occastion" "Cant wear it to the opera","Cant wear… — John Green Copy Share Image
“It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I really would like to know how you managed to snag that one,” she adds, watching Isaac approach us from the parking… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
Do it [stand-up comedy] because it feels like the right thing to do. Do it because you don't want to do anything… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
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