“He pulled out a dagger from ... she wasn't sure where. Did he have that in his loin cloth? What else does… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
“I must have your promise, Coach, that you won't hurt her." "I promise." "You spoke a bit too quickly for my taste.… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
The safest genre is the horror film. But the most unsafe - the most dangerous - is comedy. Because even if your… — Roger Corman Copy Share Image
“When he did, Casey saw a real guy with a sense of humor peeking through. Truthfully, he liked the fact that Stedman… — Donna McDonald Copy Share Image
“Being a dad is about more than the good and the bad, it's also about taking the time to treasure what you… — Brooke and Keith Desserich Copy Share Image
“Above all else: go out with a sense of humor. It is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on… — Hugh Sidey Copy Share Image
“If you are ignorant of Lora Delane Porter’s books that is your affair. Perhaps you are more to be pitied than censured.… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“You’ll wear loads of face powder and rouge.” “They’ll itch.” She knew from experimenting with Cousin Augusta’s. “And you must use a… — Kieran Kramer Copy Share Image
“It’s a truism in policing that witnesses and statements are fine, but nothing beats empirical physical evidence. Actually it isn’t a truism… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“Talaith leaned forward, studied her youngest daughter. “You think you’re evil?” “Pure evil,” Izzy clarified, which got her a rather vicious glare… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
I love drama - I would say more than I even love comedy - but I like in One Mississippi that I… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
People who have very devastating lives sometimes have the most wild, avant-garde humor. It's like when you've seen it all and been… — Jenny Zhang Copy Share Image
“It's a most peculiar psychology—this business of 'Science is based on faith too, so there!' Typically this is said by people who… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
“If it was my business, I wouldn't talk about it. It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“He wanted to laugh. Only, the sound wouldn't come out. He couldn't summon even a wry humor, not anymore. Light! I can't… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
In the most ordinary terms, egolessness is a flexible identity. It manifests as inquisitiveness , as adaptability, as humor, as playfulness. It… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
“Mira, I'm about to be naked," Blue said as he whipped off his belt and tossed it on the floor. "So watch… — Sarah Cross Copy Share Image
I tossed my shoulders and swaggered away, whistling with pleasure. In the gutter I saw a long cigaret butt. I picked it… — John Fante Copy Share Image
A constitution founded on these principles introduces knowledge among the people, and inspires them with a conscious dignity becoming freemen; a general… — John Adams Copy Share Image
I didn't have enough money to go to New York or L.A. so I had a couple of friends who were moving… — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
“He stepped aside, allowing me back into the hallway. As we headed to another elevator, he was glued to my hip. "As… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I love a sense of humor, I love intelligence, I love specificity, I love surprises. I'm inspired to get out of bed… — Michael Stuhlbarg Copy Share Image
“Can we get on with this?" Father Laggan cried out. "In the name of the Father…" "I'm inviting my aunt Millicent and… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
There are many comics around who don't really have a feel for comedy. They can say outrageous things, have clever thoughts, and… — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
For the first actual comedy-comedy I did, I took a comedy class in New York, which was full of slightly unhinged people.… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
One night I went to this comedy club and paid a hard-earned $5 to get in, and every comic that came up… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
“There are tragedies and there are comedies, aren’t there? And they are often more the same than different, rather like men and… — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
Despite the obvious fault in the universe, it cannot be used as an excuse for not trying to be your best self.… — Valerie Plame Copy Share Image
“What I'am learning is the world laughs through its ass every day, then just lies double-time when shit goes down. It's like… — DBC Pierre Copy Share Image
I've now done virtually everything there is to do in TV presenting: I've done sport shows, comedy shows, and I'm now doing… — Caroline Flack Copy Share Image
I am not doing comedy because the genre is successful. If that was the case, I would have done a run-of-the-mill comedy… — Emraan Hashmi Copy Share Image
It was ironic, really - you want to die because you can't be bothered to go on living - but then you're… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
I love to play humorous moments in dramatic shows. That's always the most fun: to keep the logic of the character in… — Robert Picardo Copy Share Image
“Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach. 'Ouch — ow — gerroff! What the… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“He was being really cute and funny. Then he moved in close. I was terrified - I mean, I hardly know him,… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
“If only I had the speed that my alien boyfriend had, then I could just zip through my senior year and forget… — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“Funyuns make you fart," Caspian said, and I exploded in laughter. "What's so funny?" Ben asked. I tried to stop laughing, but… — Jessica Verday Copy Share Image
“The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
“We know they've got food here," Loran said ever practical. "What more do we need?" "Well, as much as I heartily approve… — Claire Russett Copy Share Image
Comedy is really my passion. I started out way before television doing sketch comedy with other women. Very much along the lines… — Amanda Tapping Copy Share Image
