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“I look ridiculous and stupid. As I check myself in the bathroom mirror, I want to back out. I'm wearing a skintight leotard/body suit obviously designed by women who have no clue about men's plumbing, because the outline of my dick is obscene. Don't dudes who do this ridiculous sport wear a cup or…” quote by Simone Elkeles
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““I look ridiculous and stupid. As I check myself in the bathroom mirror, I want to back out. I'm wearing a skintight leotard/body suit obviously designed by women who have no clue about men's plumbing, because the outline of my dick is obscene. Don't dudes who do this ridiculous sport wear a cup or something? I've been on a trampoline, but I've never done synchronized trampolining. Looking at myself in the mirror, I can see why.””

Simone Elkeles

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

Self-consciousness about appearance can hinder participation in activities, highlighting the need for confidence and appropriate gear.

In simple terms: Feeling awkward can stop you from trying new things.

Key Takeaway

Build confidence and choose suitable equipment.

Themes

self‑esteem body image sports participation gender norms

Mood

anxious reflective

Type

personal advice

When to use this quote

  • Gym class
  • dance
  • sports try‑outs
  • costume design

Key Concepts

Confidence building equipment suitability

Questions to Reflect On

  • What steps can you take to feel comfortable?
  • How does gear affect performance?
A Different Perspective

Overemphasis on appearance can limit potential.

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