I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether… — Betty White Copy Share Image
“Unless... " Now he looked at her in surprise. "Unless what?" She jabbed a finger at his shoulder. "When did you get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The lieutenant’s fooling around again with the telegraph girl at the station,” said the corporal, after he had gone. “He’s been running… — Jaroslav Hašek Copy Share Image
I like doing both comedy and drama. I'm not really feeling more drawn to one over the other. I also like dramedies.… — Jane Levy Copy Share Image
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It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
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Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“You have quite the clever tongue on you!” “I’ve never actually had someone’s tongue on me,” Shallan said, turning a page and… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Brin tilted his head. 'For a moment I thought you were a dirty little tramp like the rest of us, but then… — Lisa Henry Copy Share Image
I'm Here All Weak might be the strangest comedy album I have ever heard. But I've listened twice, which is more than… — Tom Scharpling Copy Share Image
“Look, Neal, Hawaii is not some magical pixie wonderland; it’s an American state populated by atomic weapons, a remnant native population and… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
I got away from comedy because it wasn't being done in the way that I loved and the way that I could… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
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He knew who I was, at that time, because I had a reputation as a writer. I knew he was part of… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is… — David Cross Copy Share Image
“Ahoy there, Lord Pegleg!" cried the Fool. "Why are you hopping on one foot?" "And what would you have do on one… — Eric Metaxas Copy Share Image
“New lesson class... most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword.this change is perfectly normal, and will happen to… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
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My two souls, the socially conscious one and the lighthearted one, are always in my movies because they find a perfect habitat… — Lina Wertmuller Copy Share Image
“You mightn't think it, but Sloppy is a beautiful reader of a newspaper. He do the Police in different voices' The visitors… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It has become cliché to say I laughed until I cried, but when I'm done reading one of [Kupperman's] underground comics my… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Even if she was only just 17, sometimes a woman can be so busy they forget to have a sense of humour… — Chassis Albuquerque Copy Share Image
“For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like very dry humor. I dont like things that are over the top. I like subtlety. I like things that are… — Emily Rios Copy Share Image
“He looked at her defiantly, and she thought: and so one at a time we all become human—human werewolves, human dwarfs, human… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When a great figure passed through a city of Burgundy or Champagne, the corporation of the city turned out to deliver an… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
His eyes. His humor. His creativity. His hair. His personality. His music. His laugh. His smile. His style. His love. His intelligence.… — Obviously Me :p Copy Share Image
“Victoria pushed it open the rest of the way and stepped inside. She left it open in case she needed to make… — Claire Legrand Copy Share Image
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I used to love, love Steve Martin. I still do... I would get these albums, and I would just listen to them… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
“I suffer from ADDAD… Attention Deficit Doing ANYTHING Disorder! It's where you set a goal to do certain things, then you start… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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“Wisteria hangs over the eaves like clumps of ghostly grapes. Euphorbia's pale blooms billow like sea froth. Blood grass twists upward, knifing… — Zsuzsi Gartner Copy Share Image
“He lives near me so we do some things together.” His throat felt tight. “Well, lots of things, actually. But of course… — Clare London Copy Share Image
I think that comedians, more than any other type of celebrity, have to keep their humour and keep their feet on the… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“Everyone has crap in their background, everyone has things they wish they could undo. But most people don't go around doing their… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Philosophy is problem-solving. There's a philosophical problem, and then you try to solve it by approaching it from different angles and seeing… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
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