it’s as if the universe has a sense of humor, since at a deep level it’s impossible not to lead a spiritual… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
When I finished my residency in New Orleans, I went to L.A. where I would work as a doctor during the day,… — Ken Jeong Copy Share Image
There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“. . . a sense of humor is a sense of proportion. It is also a sense of delight--delight in noting life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The hell is wrong with you? Did someone walk around hitting you every time you made sense when you were a kid?… — Seanan MacGuire Copy Share Image
“All right," she said in a low, determined voice. 'I'll go along with this. But you are not, under any circumstances, to… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“We still can't see you!" groaned Alice. "How do we fix that?" asked Melanie. "I don't know...think visible thoughts," said Colleen. "Think… — Katie Mattie Copy Share Image
“They forgot to feed them for a few days and, when they remembered, both lions lay limp in their cage, as if… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“An ordinary man can enjoy breakfasting on juice and rye bread. But when you are underfed, scorned, miserable or just plain bored,… — R.S. Vern Copy Share Image
There's something inherently British about siding with the underdog. While comedy needs victims, it doesn't need to treat them in a brutal… — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
“But trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that accompanies depression is like a person with no arms… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
“Scientists say that the twenty percent must go somewhere because of something to do with something called “thermodynamic laws,” but police officials… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“The vastness, the immensity, the awfulness of what I saw as I kept moving along with the front line engagements was utterly… — Cari Beauchamp Copy Share Image
“I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, that fact… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Instead of letting anxiety run you, try voicing it. Voice it in your comedy. Voice it in a script. Just voice it,… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
“I walked into school and saw this kid wearing the same shirt that I had. I looked at him and said,"You stole… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
As somebody who wanted to be creative, growing up, I remember always thinking that the thing I had going against me was… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
“You surprise me, Hastings. Do you not know that all celebrated detectives have brothers who would be even more celebrated than they… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument,… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
“Pero hindi lahat ng inaakala mong korni, e korni. Minsan ikaw lang din talaga ang walang sense of humor at may deperensya,… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“I must confess that most modern mysticism seems to me to be simply a method of imparting useless knowledge in a form… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Cool loneliness allows us to look honestly and without aggressionat our own minds. We can gradually drop our ideals of who we… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
The energy in a comedy is very serious. Somebody said comedy is a tragedy plus time. When you have a tragedy, for… — Javier Camara Copy Share Image
I'd love for my ambition and will and intellect and sense of humour to define me as well. I'm definitely responsible for… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
“Maxwell Arbus was the reason Saul lost an eye?" "Yes," Millie answers stiffly. "But that was a long time ago. Saul has… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“I sat in the passenger seat of the squad car, laughing at the look on Noah’s face. “She tried man, she did.… — C.A. Harms Copy Share Image
“To the champ, everything is serious business. I'm hoping that he'll live long enough to learn that in this world that is… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I am Prince Horace!" "And I'm the Grand Turnip of China!" cutwater snickered. "Dim-witted villains!" shouted the Prince. "I command you to… — Sid Fleischman Copy Share Image
“I have been cheated. The file had a few pieces of worthless information about me and some of my performance reviews (which… — Emily Harper Copy Share Image
When you watch a comedy special, you see the glitz and glamour. But what you don't see is when it doesn't work… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
“Ochoa pulled the door and held it open for her. Nikki pivoted around the jamb, squaring her aim up the hall. She… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“But any idiot can see you two are gaga for one another.” As in Lady Gaga? Because I do enjoy riding Wade’s… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests,… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Humanity needs more than merely information. We express original ideas, humor, and our personal wills. We express passions and emotions. A person's… — Hideo Kojima Copy Share Image
“There was a great joke that was forever doing the rounds in the jail and it was probably funny not because it… — H.M. Forester Copy Share Image
There is nothing more electric than watching a live performance, especially something like improv, comedy, or music - where no two shows… — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
“I'm about to fuck up, he thought clearly, and his next thought was, but I don't have to. This was followed closely… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause… — John Wayne Copy Share Image