As a blogger, Chez Pazienza is filled with outrage, passion and insight -- delivered with a distinctive point of view, a wicked… — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
“That’s it,” Flanagan said, his thick hands gripping the bar and his eyes wide. “I’m getting back on the wagon and I’m… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
As a director, just to be able to jump in to do something that's different, and to explore comedy and be challenged… — David Leitch Copy Share Image
A man's man is respectful, he's honorable, he's loyal, he's sensitive, he's strong, he's tough, he's well-groomed, he has a sense of… — Frank Vincent Copy Share Image
“Remember: eye contact," he says. "And be sure to smile." "You are such a mom." "You know what your problem is?" "That… — Christina Baker Kline Copy Share Image
“Humor can heal the heart, instill hope, bring people together, and remind them that life isn’t meant to be so doggone serious.… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.' There was a moment of stunned silence.… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever want to just leave comedy and become a straight dramatic actor. But if the opportunity comes, I… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
I always knew I wanted to make movies since I was around eleven. I never thought of it as wanting to do… — Jeff Baena Copy Share Image
“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes,… — Greg Knauss Copy Share Image
“Aye. 'Tis a free country." Monq had come to check on Elora just as she asked that question. "Well, that kind of… — Victoria Danann Copy Share Image
“I used to think Romeo and Juliet was the greatest love story ever written. But now that I’m middle-aged, I know better.… — J. Conrad Guest Copy Share Image
“That dung flop?” Nakita said, her dislike almost visibly dripping into nasty puddles at Amy’s designer flats. “Yes, I guess. That doesn’t… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“Sincere and unspiteful laughter is mirth, but where is there any mirth in our time, and do people know how to be… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“I've made up a song about the new Folks," he (Little Georgie)added eagerly. "Would you like to hear it?" Don't think I… — Robert Lawson Copy Share Image
“As soon as we got back I ran upstairs and told everyone the story, thus telling everyone the alarm code, thus breaking… — Sarah Royal Copy Share Image
Humor has the tendency to be funny once. If I tell you a joke, we're going to have a big laugh. But… — Marcel Wanders Copy Share Image
My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Here's the thing about Jews in Hollywood. Not to stereotype, but the Jews I know here are the funniest, most self-deprecating people… — Ben Feldman Copy Share Image
“Dad leapt over the garden wall instead of going through the gate. Sadly he didn‘t do himself a severe injury, and so… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I would never believe it of you, my boy, regardless of the schemers your mother and sister turned out to be. You… — Julie Klassen Copy Share Image
“You hunt and catch your own food. Am I correct?" "We are fierce predators of the night," DeChevue said proudly. Edwin tried… — Patrick E. McLean Copy Share Image
“I pulled the phone toward me and punched in the number of the sheriff's office in Flat Mesa. The deputy at the… — Allyson James Copy Share Image
I didn't understand how funny this play Much Ado About Nothing truly was until I became an English teacher and had to… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
“Well, it just goes to show you,” the inventor said as he flipped through the pages of notes and ideas, “It is… — Joseph Lallo Copy Share Image
We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations, their obligations as teachers. We want them to know… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“I review books." "Do you get paid for them?" I laughed out loud at that. "No, not at all." Daemon seemed confused… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
In comedy, I often see so many weird race jokes, and it's like, there is no racial diversity in your show to… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
“People have many cruel expectations from writers. People expect novelists to live on a hill with three kids and a spouse, people… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity -… — Hank Ketcham Copy Share Image
“If a pretty picture and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you you probably have one of those really… — Demotivator Copy Share Image
“Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
“If you decide to war with us, you will fail and suffer an eternity of misery,” he informed, his tone steady and… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
In college I was one of six males who auditioned for five male roles in a comedy play. I was the one… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Then everything is clear," Reynold said, looking around triumphantly at the crowd. "Jacques Cherbourg did not drown, he survived. He went to… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
“Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment -- I need to see how they dance.' 'Okay.' She… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.… — Warren Hutcherson Copy Share Image
