The intimate relation between humor and faith is derived from the fact that both deal with the incongruities of our existence. Laughter… — Reinhold Niebuhr Copy Share Image
“Rob opened the door, and a tiny kitten ran out. It stopped to sniff Rob‟s ankle and arched its back, spitting tiny… — Diane Adams Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in parts where they are looking for a good-looking guy. I want to be a weird little sidekick in… — Alexander Skarsgard Copy Share Image
I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
I still make videos in my bedroom by choice because that's the feel of my comedy, but the opportunity to make longer… — Lilly Singh Copy Share Image
“We live this life by a kind of conspiracy of grace: the common assumption, or pretense, that human existence is 'good' or… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
I try not to make social consciousness a massive part of my music or comedy because I prefer to be an entertainer… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
“Every one seems to be scrubbing their white steps. All the houses look like tidy jails, with their outside shutters. Several have… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would… — Betty White Copy Share Image
“She watched the woman around her. Most of them undulated like strippers or ground their arses into the men dancing behind them.… — Michele Gorman Copy Share Image
I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it,… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“How much of my fever-induced dream was real? I felt safe assuming that my time as a bee was fiction, as well… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
Just keep making comedy. Make it all the time whether it's your job or not. Consider it like you are already working… — Megan Ganz Copy Share Image
“You know how before you buy a house you hire someone to come check it out and write a homebuyer's report? Someone… — Richard Paul Evans Copy Share Image
Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Have you had unprotected gay sex?" This time he got a snort and a laugh. "I ain‘t no butt pirate." Roan felt… — Andrea Speed Copy Share Image
I think it would be so fun to do some kind of comedy, something - I'm not exactly sure, but something like… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
“Aren‘t you going to get up?" He put a hand on the curve of her hip, a possessive gesture that had already… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“I stopped at a red light, turned my head, and allowed myself to enjoy the handsomeness that was Brent. He noticed my… — Lani Woodland Copy Share Image
“No, Lucius is harmless,' I fibbed. If you don't count the fact that he thinks he's a warrior prince representing a semi-cannibalistic… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“Ready for the big Day of Tolerance?" she asks. "Are you kidding?" I ask. "I'd rather poke my eyes out with dull… — A. S. King Copy Share Image
“It's called the FATLOSE trail. FATLOSE stands for 'Fecal Administration To LOSE weight,' an example of PLEASE— Pretty Lame Excuse for an Acronym,… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“Mmm, butt bagels." Elody reaches into the bag and pulls out a bagel, half squashed, then makes a big deal of taking… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I briefly considered getting a cat, but then decided against it because I didn’t want to be one of those people. You… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
Some major writers have a huge impact, like Ayn Rand, who to my mind is a lousy fiction writer because her writing… — Theodore Sturgeon Copy Share Image
“When he overheard the boys whispering that he was a queer, he said he regarded that as a compliment since so many… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“He looked down at me, all heat and cinnamon-musk and midnight smirk. “Was there trouble?” Nope. Not unless you count being terminally… — Jessie Hart Copy Share Image
In 'Bojack,' at least at first, we had to couch some of the sadder or weirder or introspective stuff we were doing… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
When we go to see comedians or funny movies, they don't address the wall behind them; they face us. This is why… — Doug TenNapel Copy Share Image
Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“An as-yet-unpublished poet in Boulder, Colorado, once said to me that anything worth doing was worth doing badly. I may seem, in… — Joanna Russ Copy Share Image
“I am so glad Todd and I eloped,” she said sincerely. “There was no way to salvage the wreckage. But I think… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“His age was indeterminate. But in cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But why have you dear English Jew whose forefathers fought to enter the country of Johnny Mill, the Stuart with a little… — Aporva Kala Copy Share Image
“How is it that standing outside for a minute in 90 degree heat is torture, yet standing in a blistering hot shower… — Sara Marcus Copy Share Image
Doing comedy for film is always a challenge because you are in the hands of the editor after the fact. I am… — Tim Roth Copy Share Image
It's something that has informed quite a lot of my comedy - that idea of someone who is always trying to get… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
“The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick… — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
“When my mother passed away several years ago—well, wait a minute. Actually, she didn’t ‘pass away.’ She died. Something about that verb,… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
