Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Readers will recall that the little evidence collected seemed to point to the strange and confusing figure of an unidentified Air Force… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“I will not be quiet. I cannot believe you’re moving to Greece. That’s… that’s insane.” Now hang on a second! “It’s not… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“My dearest girl,' said the vampire finally, examining Lord Maccon with an exhausted but appreciative eye, 'such a banquet. Never been one… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“(If you'd like to see it, I've been keeping a log of department meetings ranked according to level of trauma, with a… — Julie Schumacher Dear Committee Members Copy Share Image
“Don't you see? It's getting to us. The doll is messing with our feelings. I'm filled with all these thoughts of warmth… — Eileen Rendahl Copy Share Image
I primarily have had my career in comedy, and that is something that I have never been too concerned about because I… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
“Nïx lay on her side, bending her elbow to casually prop her head in her hand. With a sigh she said, “Bowen,… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Dear Teddy, you are without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world. You're kind. You're generous. You threaten to maim people… — Allan Heinberg Copy Share Image
But to the particular species of excellence men are directed, not by an ascendant planet or predominating humour, but by the first… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“Are these from you?” The voice so startled me that I whirled around. Unfortunately, I was still holding the rake in my… — Kristan Higgins Copy Share Image
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
With comedy, it's a combination of knowing the comedic beat was good - it made you laugh, it made people on the… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
“That's our cue to depart." "They know something " I pointed out. "I know something too. I know we're going to attract… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
Laughter and weeping, the Greek masks of comedy and tragedy, mark the extremes of a continuous spectrum; both provide channels for the… — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
“Zane heard Ty whuff from within the bathroom, and by the time he looked back, Ty had shoved Julian’s face against the… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“People don't read anymore. And, when they do, they don't read books like this one, but instead read books that depress them,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“You want to neuter us,” Director Tagg said. “Stop us from policing the criminals who run this city.” “As my client put… — wildbow Copy Share Image
“She turned and pointed at her ass. “And I could be wrong, but I think this thing is even bigger than is… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“When Grant Blue reaches me, he bends his head down close enough that I can smell the soap and promise on his… — Isobel Irons Copy Share Image
“What? You’re just going to stand there and watch me?” she snapped at him. “You’re not very nice,” he stated, taking a… — Debra Trueman Copy Share Image
“I climbed over the machine gun and into the Casspir. Clearing my throat respectfully, I mentioned these minor points to Brand, wondering… — Jim Hooper Copy Share Image
I am not an educator and I'm not a journalist. I am a comedian. But I do truly believe that the point… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
“Seriously, Palta…” He was honestly puzzled, “I haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about. What about your ears is supposed to… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“Society never made the preposterous demand that a man should think as much about his own qualifications for making a charming girl… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
“His long wait is almost done. I am sending Balon Swann to Sunspear, to deliver him the head of Gregor Clegane.” Ser… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“You cannot, it seems, let children run about the streets. People who have seen them running wild in Russia say that the… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“The moment you think is unbearable forces you to disappoint yourself by bearing it. There's resigned laughter available, for the hilarity of… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
“I was determined to teach him (Jeremy) a safe route if nothing else, and not to repeat his legendary North Pole experience.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that having comedy where people talk the way they really talk, when you talk with your friends and whatever, it's… — Seth Gordon Copy Share Image
“It’s all right to change your mind about a situation, even if it’s in mid-course without fear that you’re missing something. You… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Death is still the terrible yet amusing entity that establishes a compromise between memory and a sense of humor, and between the… — Carlos Monsivais Copy Share Image
“People are always doing studies. Now there's one that says drinking coffee can lead to the prevention of memory loss in old… — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
“Moths? You're afraid of MOTHS?" Will asked incredulously. "Yeah, so what? They're all papery and their wings are all gross! They're just..Uckkk!"… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“What the hell is this stuff?" he muttered, frowning at the oily spot on the linen cloth. "Pearlman slathered it on me… — Patricia Gaffney Copy Share Image
Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“And sometimes we discuss frightening and troublesome animals that might be nearby, and this topic always leads to much disagreement over which… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“According to Mark 11:12-13, God's messengers were not the only ones who were incompetent: 'He [Jesus] was hungry. And on seeing in… — G.M. Jackson Copy Share Image
![“According to Mark 11:12-13, God's messengers were not the only ones who were incompetent: 'He [Jesus] was hungry. And on seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to see if he could find anything on it. When he came to it, he found nothing but leaves, for it was not the season for figs.'…” quote by G.M. Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/f25/g-m-jackson-38985_bible-absurdities_according-to-mark-11-12-13-god-s-messeng_2566275.jpg)
