“Don't you see? It's getting to us. The doll is messing with our feelings. I'm filled with all these thoughts of warmth… — Eileen Rendahl Humor Copy Share Image
“No boyfriend," I said, perhaps a little too quickly. Have I mentioned my total lack of social life? Having a dream about… — Eileen Rendahl Copy Share Image
“But I also know that someone who's constantly trying to fix you is implying that you're broken.” — Eileen Rendahl Copy Share Image
“Alex snorted as he packed the wound with sticky rice. "Is that stuff sterile?" Ted asked, staring at Alex. "They boil it,… — Eileen Rendahl Copy Share Image
“...it always makes me feel good about myself when I've dressed appropriately. It happens so rarely.” — Eileen Rendahl Copy Share Image
“I have this, well, this boo-boo, and Alex says I need sticky rice to treat it." Had I really just referred to… — Eileen Rendahl Boo boo Copy Share Image
“They were Chinese vampires. They were discovered during renovation work at the Bok Kai Temple in Old Sacramento. One of the priests… — Eileen Rendahl Marijuana Copy Share Image
