“Finding a proper husband is rather like selecting a hound. They all have more bark than bite, my girl. One day you'll… — Emma Jane Holloway Copy Share Image
“People will tell you what to do. Don't listen them. Do what is right and what you love. Ultimately they would have… — Laksh Kishore Copy Share Image
I think humor really is the most effective way for me personally to express myself. When I see an incredible formalist painting,… — Chloe Wise Copy Share Image
“Venice she is like the beautiful cortigiana—the courtesan—who has”—Zeggio frowned, searching for the phrase he wanted—“dropped on the hours of trouble.” “Fallen… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
“—Then, said Cranly, you do not intend to become a protestant? —I said that I had lost the faith, Stephen answered, but… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk.… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people:… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
“...Falon sucked hard on her straw and swallowed. “You haven’t mentioned a girlfriend or a wife.” “That’s because I don’t have one.”… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“A green X-wing closed in tighter to the formation. "Yes, sir." Though distorted by the comm system, the voice sounded indulgent rather… — Aaron Allston Copy Share Image
“...You see I believe in that stuff to: yoga and mystical powers. I once knew a man who could kill himself on… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“Holy Moly Moses. Are youserious?” Shelly grinned at me. “Did you just say, Holy Moly Moses?” “I did, and I meant every word of it.” “I love how… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“It’s like before when there was a huge pile up on the highway, as soon as you got to the point in… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“I'd heard that if you saw a Reaper, you saw what you expected to see, what you thought the agents of Death… — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“You are the strangest girl I've ever met," he said, like he thought I was joking. He picked up his water bottle… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“Destiny is a funny thing. Once I thought I was destined to become Emperor of Greenland, sole monarch over its 52,000 inhabitants.… — Ben Edlund Copy Share Image
“I shook my head. 'I did not contribute to the sex trade, no. I know you're disappointed; I'm sorry.' Linn huffed through… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
“Phones have caused all my uni dramas to date. You wouldn't catch Elizabeth Bennet sending a comedy guinea pig picture to Darcy.… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“I have tutored Little Igor to be a man of this world. For example, I exhibited him a smutty magazine three days… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Inevitably you're going to be delayed somewhere. Always have a book. Always have a movie. Always have a notebook. And then always… — Phil Keoghan Copy Share Image
Everybody in comedy has something like that happen to them: They bomb, or no one shows up. You're like, 'Hey, I'm funny,… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Yes, trash like 'Man of Steel' and 'Justice League' don't hold a candle to the humor, continuity and action of most Marvel… — Jason Johnson Copy Share Image
“Whenever other Lore creatures like the nymphs and satyrs turned their noses up at the “hex-hacks,” Carrow would raise both her hands… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I looked at Judith. "This sounds strange, but I don't suppose you saw three mad women with a cauldron of boiling tea… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“When I asked my boss if he would refer me to someone in London where I was going next, he replied, "If… — Philip Tan Copy Share Image
Well, I think comedy can be a great unifier. If someone can laugh about something, maybe they can become more open to… — Desi Lydic Copy Share Image
Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“We take a great deal for granted in this world, and expect that everything as a matter of course ought to fit… — Margaret Gatty Copy Share Image
I worked at comedy clubs - if I can use the term 'work' - for several years. I middled at one point.… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
“When he had brushed a thin coat of dust off the pebbled leather cover of one volume, he saw the words: Register… — John Bellairs Copy Share Image
“Respect is not creative ... Chanel is an institution, and you have to treat an institution like a whore — and then… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
I've always thought that Lewis Carroll himself had a certain comedy tinge to him. He was a guy who was a satirist.… — James Bobin Copy Share Image
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“I tell them to bring him in. He comes in smiling in triumph. And he can't speak English. After his hours of… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that even in dramatic movies, their… — Patrick Wilson Copy Share Image
“Did you really have to put ideas in Izzy's head? she now has some…What did she call it? Oh yeah "Trifecta of… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Ronan pointed at the cart. "Get in there." "What?" He just continued pointing. Adam said, "Give me a break. This is a… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
