“Men don't ask other men if they're getting home OK, they just assume that beneath the frail, weak exterior lurks a muscle-building… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
I think some people's comedy IQ's aren't as high as other people's, so they don't really know what's going on. Or they… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
“We can’t make love out here. It’s freezing!” Maryanne cried. A boyishly beseeching look lit up his eyes. “We would heat up… — Sharon Page Copy Share Image
In my film "Benny's Video," I depicted violence but I failed to say all that I had to say, so I wanted… — Michael Haneke Copy Share Image
“The outer garments of to-day will become the under-clothes of some destined to-morrow, and centuries hence a man found walking on the… — John Kendrick Bangs Copy Share Image
“She felt the glide of his hair as he lowered his head to study the zipper on her skirt. Her imagination supplied… — Nina Bangs Copy Share Image
“Fraser stood quite still for a moment, breathing slowly and regarding Woodbine as a tiger might regard a hedgehog: yes, he could… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns?… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Rome has New York's formlessness, aimlessness, a kind of hard-boiled sophistication, blase about everything. In their filmmaking, too, the Italians have this… — Paul Morrissey Copy Share Image
“I believe there are two ways of writing novels. One is making a sort of musical comedy without music and ignoring real… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Dirty Harriet there is a loose cannon. She pulled a gun on my men.” “They were unconscious.” “What if they weren’t? We’d… — Julie Miller Copy Share Image
It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
For the role in An American Crime, when I played someone who was starved and tortured, I lost a lot of weight,… — Ellen Page Copy Share Image
“When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you… — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“U2 makes music for guys who have ears and can hear. But U2 makes concert imagery for guys who need visual stimulation… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A man of knowing attains to a sense of humour. Let this always be remembered. If you see someone who has no… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
There's a lot of open mics, a lot of comedy clubs. Whatever money I could make was OK with me. As long… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
We loved the line 'I'm a luxury... few can afford.' It still makes me smile. It's a jumper for people with a… — Gyles Brandreth Copy Share Image
I see no difference between my pictures that people consider amusing and the rest. To me, it's all serious work - they're… — Elliott Erwitt Copy Share Image
Comedy is deemed inferior to tragedy primarily because of the social prevalence of narcissistic pathology. In other words people who are too… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
It's a real democratic time for comedy, and I think my special is a sign for that. You don't have to just… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
“For some reason, I kept trying to see how much pubic hair he had. It was all matted and kind of orange,… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
“At some point we have to be able to say, “I have no idea what is going on.” Hmmmmmmmm. I wonder if… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
The great thing about 'The Office' and it being single-camera and the documentary style is that it's mostly a comedy, but 10… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
“According to the U.S. Census Bureau, a family is defined as two or more people living together who are related by birth,… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president. That would be really cool. The first thing I would… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
I think we all love to watch something we know is going to go catastrophically wrong - the old banana skin syndrome,… — Sarah Alexander Copy Share Image
In comedy, looking back is more important than looking around at your contemporaries because they are too much influenced by the same… — David Steinberg Copy Share Image
“I have found that there is romance in housework: and charm in it; and whimsy and humor without end. I have found… — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings Copy Share Image
“Nonsense Bella, it was all a misunderstanding. We just need to talk about it.” Her stunned amazement quickly gave way to anger.… — Melissa Hale Copy Share Image
Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Take your pick. It literally could be any one of those things and many, many more. It's hard to live a morally… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“It’s fifteen minutes until two when I arrive – just in time for the interview. I walk through the glass doors and… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
Comedy completely depends on the script and the type of dialogues we get. Comedy is dependent on time and so I will… — Chunky Pandey Copy Share Image
What would I like? Some very silly comedy where I don't have to think about anything, but it could be a lot… — James Callis Copy Share Image
