To run this business ... you need ... optimism, humanism, enthusiasm, intuition, curiosity, love, humour, magic and fun, and that secret ingredient-euph oria. — Anita Roddick Copy Share Image
I think it would be exhausting and depressing, to write, to watch and to live, if it was just focused on drama.… — Jenji Kohan Copy Share Image
“Roan looked down at the pathetic little fur ball with a pink ribbon clipped to the top of its head and growled… — Andrea Speed Copy Share Image
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I can't believe we just did this. I'm such an asshole, I said. Note to self, women don't really want to hear… — JD Holmes Copy Share Image
I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“There is a lot of folklore about equestrian statues, especially the ones with riders on them. There is said to be a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Comedy, I figured, was the thing that came to me the most easily. Playing the trumpet and piano took practice. I thought… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I mean, scamming on guys on the Internet? I thought that was only for forty-year-old divorcees who Photoshop their pictures in an… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Mr. Townsend quirks a brow at the other man, and when our boss walks away he sticks his tongue out to his… — Allana Kephart Copy Share Image
Comedy can be quite all consuming at times, and if you're not careful you end up doing a tour, then a DVD,… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden… — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
Liberals don't have a sense of humor, particularly if it's about them. You can't laugh at them, you can't mock them, you… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I think of everything as comedy, but I don't think of it in terms of sitcom comedy, I think of it in… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
“terrorism n. Violence for political purposes or the politically motivated threat of violence which, either intentionally or unintentionally, challenges the state's monopoly… — Leslie Starr O'Hara Copy Share Image
There are terrific TV shows now. This is a golden age for TV humor, I think. There's an actual market there. Of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“(Plants on the disc, while including the categories known commonly as annuals, which were sown this year to come up later this… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“That year the Ribeiro's daffodils seeded early and they seeded cockroaches. Now, ecologically speaking, even a cockroach has its place -- but… — Janet Kagan Copy Share Image
Any comedic-type person will tell you there's no greater high in the world than someone to laugh at a joke or tell… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
I don't really have a type. I don't want to be a cliche. But personality is a big thing for me. You… — Zara Larsson Copy Share Image
“When I asked my boss if he would refer me to someone in London where I was going next, he replied, "If… — Philip Tan Copy Share Image
“I looked at Judith. "This sounds strange, but I don't suppose you saw three mad women with a cauldron of boiling tea… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
Well, I think comedy can be a great unifier. If someone can laugh about something, maybe they can become more open to… — Desi Lydic Copy Share Image
Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“Respect is not creative ... Chanel is an institution, and you have to treat an institution like a whore — and then… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
I've always thought that Lewis Carroll himself had a certain comedy tinge to him. He was a guy who was a satirist.… — James Bobin Copy Share Image
“We take a great deal for granted in this world, and expect that everything as a matter of course ought to fit… — Margaret Gatty Copy Share Image
“When he had brushed a thin coat of dust off the pebbled leather cover of one volume, he saw the words: Register… — John Bellairs Copy Share Image
I worked at comedy clubs - if I can use the term 'work' - for several years. I middled at one point.… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
“I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that even in dramatic movies, their… — Patrick Wilson Copy Share Image
“I tell them to bring him in. He comes in smiling in triumph. And he can't speak English. After his hours of… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
“Holy Moly Moses. Are youserious?” Shelly grinned at me. “Did you just say, Holy Moly Moses?” “I did, and I meant every word of it.” “I love how… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“You are the strangest girl I've ever met," he said, like he thought I was joking. He picked up his water bottle… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“I'd heard that if you saw a Reaper, you saw what you expected to see, what you thought the agents of Death… — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“It’s like before when there was a huge pile up on the highway, as soon as you got to the point in… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Destiny is a funny thing. Once I thought I was destined to become Emperor of Greenland, sole monarch over its 52,000 inhabitants.… — Ben Edlund Copy Share Image
