“Humans will market anything to make a fucking profit. Religion, war, love, hate, sex, violence, pain, humor, emotion... all for fucking paper.… — James Wheeler Copy Share Image
“He's probably somewhere right now eating a Big-N-Tasty. The man has a coffee pot, a microwave, AND a mini refrigerator in his… — Piper Faust Copy Share Image
Any type of humor can be transferred to the screen, as long as there's clarity. The audience wants to know just what… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“Don't you see? It's getting to us. The doll is messing with our feelings. I'm filled with all these thoughts of warmth… — Eileen Rendahl Copy Share Image
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“(If you'd like to see it, I've been keeping a log of department meetings ranked according to level of trauma, with a… — Julie Schumacher Dear Committee Members Copy Share Image
“My dearest girl,' said the vampire finally, examining Lord Maccon with an exhausted but appreciative eye, 'such a banquet. Never been one… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
I primarily have had my career in comedy, and that is something that I have never been too concerned about because I… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
“Dear Teddy, you are without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world. You're kind. You're generous. You threaten to maim people… — Allan Heinberg Copy Share Image
“Nïx lay on her side, bending her elbow to casually prop her head in her hand. With a sigh she said, “Bowen,… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
With comedy, it's a combination of knowing the comedic beat was good - it made you laugh, it made people on the… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“Are these from you?” The voice so startled me that I whirled around. Unfortunately, I was still holding the rake in my… — Kristan Higgins Copy Share Image
But to the particular species of excellence men are directed, not by an ascendant planet or predominating humour, but by the first… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Laughter and weeping, the Greek masks of comedy and tragedy, mark the extremes of a continuous spectrum; both provide channels for the… — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
“That's our cue to depart." "They know something " I pointed out. "I know something too. I know we're going to attract… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
“You want to neuter us,” Director Tagg said. “Stop us from policing the criminals who run this city.” “As my client put… — wildbow Copy Share Image
“People don't read anymore. And, when they do, they don't read books like this one, but instead read books that depress them,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Zane heard Ty whuff from within the bathroom, and by the time he looked back, Ty had shoved Julian’s face against the… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“When Grant Blue reaches me, he bends his head down close enough that I can smell the soap and promise on his… — Isobel Irons Copy Share Image
“She turned and pointed at her ass. “And I could be wrong, but I think this thing is even bigger than is… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Are you threatening me?” He looked completely outraged at such a thing. “You bet your incredibly attractive and probably hard enough to… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I think that laughter and death are closely related: comedy is the quintessential human reaction to the fear of death. It's probably… — Maurizio Cattelan Copy Share Image
I feel like with comedy, the crazy things that happen are never serious you know? Like, rubble being poured onto you in… — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Readers will recall that the little evidence collected seemed to point to the strange and confusing figure of an unidentified Air Force… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“I will not be quiet. I cannot believe you’re moving to Greece. That’s… that’s insane.” Now hang on a second! “It’s not… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Jeremy fixed her with a dark look, full of reproach. A hot blush singed the tips of her opal-adorned ears. For a… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
Slim Shady is just the evil thoughts that come into my head. Things I shouldn't be thinking about. Not to be gimmicky,… — Eminem Copy Share Image
“A standard feature of situation comedy has some form of the main character "talking trash" to someone about a husband, wife, girl… — Karl Albrecht Copy Share Image
“A slim shoulder shrugged on the other side of Mako, and his darned dog slid down and plopped her head into Becky’s… — Kim Law Copy Share Image
We wanted the humor to come from the characters and their world - you go down there to escape the world up… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
“The elevator doors opened on the first floor and Van Holtz was waiting there with several bags of groceries in his hands.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Did you ever think about the creation of the flame-thrower? Someone, somewhere, at some time must have been sitting on his porch,… — John Larson Copy Share Image
“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Unless comedy touches me as well as amuses me, it leaves me with a sense of having wasted my evening. I go… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me,… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
All Dickens's humour couldn't save Dickens, save him from his overcrowded life, its sordid and neurotic central tragedy and its premature collapse.… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
“H.I.V.E. will not tolerate unauthorized violence between students, especially students that have only been here for a matter of hours." "I was… — Mark Walden Copy Share Image
According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
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