The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them. — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
I love comedy, but more than that, I love comedy that has a message and that has some stakes. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
You know, there's endorphins in laughter, as there are endorphins in running in the park. — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented. — Stephen Dorff Copy Share Image
Comedy breaks down walls. It frees us for just a moment from the ugliness of this world. — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
I love going back and forth from drama to comedy. I love switching it around and showing people that I can do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like paving slabs, lay them right first time and you get to safely walk over them forever. — Cristine Shye Copy Share Image
The humor is the sort born of ironic necessity; they use it to salve the wounds in insensitity. — Leah Hager Cohen Copy Share Image
“I have never heard a lady say 'arse,'" the emperor said mildly. "I haven't been a lady for long," I reminded him.… — Alison Goodman Copy Share Image
What people really want is not to make something funny, but to make something amusing - which, in many ways, is the… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
“You didn’t feed from her,” he said, and this was not a question. “Swill poison? Not my kind of fun, little brother.”… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“I braced myself for something wise and useful. Dink, like most Bubbas, could be quite insightful and kind when you least expected… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
The only way I could get my old CD into stores is if I took one in and leave it. "Sir, you… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“You’ll be seeing him tomorrow night, anyway.” “I am?” Hyacinth asked, at precisely the moment Mr. St. Clair said, “She will?” “You’re… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A German writer observes: "The noblest characters only show themselves in their real light. All others act comedy with their fellow-men even… — Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of Blessington Copy Share Image
“Before I was married I learned the difference between a cheap and expensive wine after I was married I learned to drink… — Paul Smith Copy Share Image
“Cersei stumbles from one idiocy to the next, helped along by her council of the deaf, the dim and the blind.” — George Martin Copy Share Image
“For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.” — Lisa Logue Copy Share Image
Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
You and I are the only people who can see this status message. So come on. Let it rip. Tell me all… — Mandi Mayes Copy Share Image
I remember watching 'Abbott and Costello vs Frankenstein' continuously as a kid and being amazed that my horror legends were making a… — Tony Todd Copy Share Image
“Or maybe go sci-fi. You sorta look like that guy who roamed outer space everybody's so crazy about." "Malcolm Reynolds?" asked Rook.” — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to be lucky, but I always say that to be lucky, you have to fight for it. — Jonas Hiller Copy Share Image
I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Your king is SUPPOSED to explode? What kind of government system is that?” — Jefferson Smith Copy Share Image
Instead of going into politics, I decided to go into comedy, which is the second most daunting career path for a woman. — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
“Well, we have a saying where we come from," said Louise. "Curiosity killed the cat." "And satisfaction brought him back," Been added.” — W.D. Newman Copy Share Image
“Aer-O-Smith. Arrowsmith. Does the shirt belong to your weapon dealer?” “No.” “Then why do you wear the shirt of someone else’s weapon… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
'Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies' is a comedy. It was fun. You just don't take it serious. You just go there, get your… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I think laughter is crucial. Some of the original cultures, like the Dalit and the Native American, don't separate laughter and seriousness. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
“If [his] peace of mind depended on me promising to be a sweet and careful little girl, he'd be smart to get… — Sharon Green Copy Share Image
“I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar.” — Barbara "Cutie" Cooper Copy Share Image
No charm, no humor, no wit -- and a personality which can only be described as 'icky.' . — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The best comedy is truthful. So if you say something in a way that is amusing, but is rooted in truth, you… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
“You are the best gift that I receive from God, and you are the Best reason to live in this world. I… — Jervin Balmedino Copy Share Image
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If he's being honest, half the reason he studied politics in college was because he liked the drama.” — Austin Chant Copy Share Image
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